(n) a term that describes a whale punch that results in a bloody jet of semen and snot coming out of the nose of the punched party, most likely due to inadvertently broken blood vessels in the nose.
I accidently gave Jan a crimson whale punch last night. There was definitely some blood mixed in with the semen.
by BennyKennedy March 30, 2009
Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 26, 2008
by Silver tongued liar September 30, 2013
Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.
by Howard Schultz August 15, 2008
term used to define a woman who is almost perfect yet constantly eludes the man that is after her. Much like Moby Dick
Guy #1 "Brooke is such a Great White Whale, I never seem to be able to catch her."
Guy #2 "I know i have the same problem with Morgan."
Guy #2 "I know i have the same problem with Morgan."
by Tollie1856 March 22, 2011
Ever so harpoonable for so many reasons, the Great Orange Whale will not likely be the Republican nominee because the people don’t really want him to step back into the White House so he can damage the democracy any more than he already has.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023
by ILikeGoldDragons April 06, 2017