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Crimson Whale Punch

(n) a term that describes a whale punch that results in a bloody jet of semen and snot coming out of the nose of the punched party, most likely due to inadvertently broken blood vessels in the nose.
I accidently gave Jan a crimson whale punch last night. There was definitely some blood mixed in with the semen.
by BennyKennedy March 29, 2009
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Big white whale

Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009
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whale net stockings

The larger version of fish net stockings, only worn by obese women.
Those whale net stockings really help to hide her stretch marks.
by Silver tongued liar September 29, 2013
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Big white whale

Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.
by Howard Schultz October 16, 2008
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Great White Whale

term used to define a woman who is almost perfect yet constantly eludes the man that is after her. Much like Moby Dick
Guy #1 "Brooke is such a Great White Whale, I never seem to be able to catch her."
Guy #2 "I know i have the same problem with Morgan."
by Tollie1856 April 7, 2011
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Crystal whale spearing

A slang term originating from Huntsville, AL, to crystal whale spear is when you fuck a fat bitch off of the drug crystal meth.
by Lorangecreampopsicle February 10, 2023
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Whale Cock Energy

Whale Cock Energy is when someone is bursting with confidence and doesn't care what anyone says and proves they are confident with anything they say or do and will do anything to impress while also being a kind-hearted person to others while having a cock of a whale
Look At Lewis Brennan With His Whale Cock Energy You Can See The Confidence Brimming With Power Its like He Can Do Anything With Ease
by Dank Me Me July 14, 2020
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