waffle cat

The cat that is a waffle. it hates pancakes, only waffles shall rise.

Ex; Oh look theirs a waffle cat, hid ur pancakes!

by December 11, 2020

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Flacid Waffle

When one waffle is softer than the others.

Man, I got a flacid waffle for breakfast.

by veryboredperson May 16, 2022

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sewer waffle

Soggy waffle, but there is only one winner. The winner is he who first ejaculates, and exretes droppings unto the waffle. The losing players have to season the waffle with foreskin, and then split it into equal slices.

Man, i just lost in sewer waffle, it was worth it though.

by RootinTootinPutin🇷🇺 May 31, 2018

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Waffle Merchant

A person who tells you a story about something that never happened and talks literally through their hole. More shite coming out their mouth than their arse in life.

Wow did you hear what Killa Toges said to me the other day about him flying to Australia for a weekend?

A proper waffle merchant !!

by OnDaSauce January 30, 2023

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