Urban Dictionary

the place where u go to get definitions when it will embarrass you if you ask your friends and gross out your parents.

(Thinking) Man i really wanna know what a bong is. TO URBAN DICTIONARY!

by dabull12 October 20, 2012

Urban Dictionary

A load of SHIT

"don't go on urban dictionary"

by @ERFDErtyhugfcesw4t6yhutes34rt January 9, 2020

Urban dictionary

A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.

Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*

Definition: "A woman's pussy."

Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'

Definition: "A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."

Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'

Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle."

Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.

by !!!!!@ December 18, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The website I go to when I'm so bored, I don't care what I look at.

Urban Dictionary is a messed up place.

by Anthonias February 22, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A website that used to be funny but is now, along with the rest of the internet, overrun with political content.

"I opened Urban Dictionary the other day and the first thing I saw was yet another Trump joke."

by PseudouniqueUsername August 2, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A suspicious website that got fucking infested with lame porn jokes and you can't escape hungry milfs writing about words and phrases that no one uses anymore.

Oh fuck, I have to use Urban Dictionary!

by spacebar milk March 15, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A website that used to be a fun community made Dictionary but has recently turned into a political echo chamber

"Man the Urban Dictionary used to be so funny but now it's all political"

by HubbyWubby June 10, 2020