Uncle touchy

A man named coleby and has sighns on his wite van that says free candy free wifi free puppies

Oh my god did you see coleby ya he's such a uncle touchy

by Cbuck March 10, 2017

Uncle SAMSONITE

Uncle SAMSONITE is a fat ass dick who likes to dance with Parker Sofia and kara and has a cat tubbs. He rides on bigweld. And his fav song is lemon on the chain with a v cut

ITS TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by uncle Samsonite June 10, 2016

Crazy Uncle

Ron Paul

The Only Man Who Can Save America is Crazy Uncle himself.

by David Landrum October 9, 2008

Uncle Steve

A complete tool; someone who lacks respect from anyone, and talks a big game and it just makes them sound more retarded.

Hey Matt, lets saran wrap that that dude's desk. He'll try to play it off like he did for some dumb ass reason. hes such an uncle steve.

by Roncast Special May 17, 2009

Uncle Stu

The male version of Aunt Flo.

I think Lenny's Uncle Stu is in town, because he is in a nasty mood today!

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

street uncle

When living on the streets, a street uncle is someone who provides you with drugs, money, food, shelter, and/or advice in exchange for sex or other favors.

When I first became homeless, my street uncle gave me heroin and a place to sleep.

by streetmd September 21, 2014

Uncle rob

He’s the type of uncle that tickles your bum

“Uncle rob! Get off my bum!”

by Loli’s are fun November 23, 2019