Uncle Guido

the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence

Ex: "If you break her heart, I'll have to send Uncle Guido after you..."

by NutmegBGB June 6, 2019

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Uncle Mayo

Best friend

You are my Uncle Mayo

by MayoQueen June 12, 2019

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unconsistent

Similar to inconsistent but more appropriately used with Bogan English

Ben's bowling is unconsistent! One moment he is bowling strikes, the next it's in the gutter.

by Bogan English July 10, 2019

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Uncle Big Jim

A person who supports poorly run organizations but argues that they are "light-years ahead". They then take on the name "Uncle Big Jim"

Jimjig: The San Francisco Giants are such an amazing team. Their farm system is ranked 30th in the MLB and they are 3.5 games behind the wild card.
Wise Vahe: Oh don't be preposterous Jimjig, they will never catch up to the Almighty Los Angeles Dodgers who God has blessed then with World Series victories from 2019 to infinity.
Jimjig: Well let's go Dodgers!
Wise Vahe: What an Uncle Big Jim.

by Hayastan03 July 17, 2019

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Uncool Records

Independent record label based in Oakland, California founded by the band SWMRS. It includes other bands like Ultra Q, Destroy Boys and Lunar Vacation.

If I had a band I would want to be signed to Uncool Records.

by gummyburn August 18, 2019

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