Mom:Hi son!
You:Ur gran pan
Mom:Shit. My dinner is ruined.
(You usually enjoy pork roast and are now sad)
You:Ur gran pan
Mom:Shit. My dinner is ruined.
(You usually enjoy pork roast and are now sad)
by Fricctionaryo May 17, 2018
Get the Ur gran pan mug.When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.
Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*
by Mommi.marco May 18, 2018
Get the Ur pener a schemer mug.by Mr.sofcok May 21, 2018
Get the Ur bro a hoe mug.The most severe insult ever, it will kill you, even if not directly said to you. So stay away from any 8 year old kid who plays roblox.
Mom: Husband, go to wor-
Dad: No u
Mom: *severely damaged but manages to whisper* ur auntie a thotty
Dad: Omg *dies and is torn through a loop-hole in space, ripping his body into micro cells, while his soul is ripped from his body ripped from time and existance
Dad: No u
Mom: *severely damaged but manages to whisper* ur auntie a thotty
Dad: Omg *dies and is torn through a loop-hole in space, ripping his body into micro cells, while his soul is ripped from his body ripped from time and existance
by GS MANTITS May 22, 2018
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Person 1: lololol ur grandpap a trap rawr xD
Person 2: lmao well ur grandmam a pan
Person 1: *explodes*
Everyone in the building: *explodes*
Person 2: what the fuck
The grim reaper: you have blood on your hands
Person 2: lmao well ur grandmam a pan
Person 1: *explodes*
Everyone in the building: *explodes*
Person 2: what the fuck
The grim reaper: you have blood on your hands
by Pappy 6969 May 23, 2018
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Get the Ur mum gae mug.The worse insult known to mankind. It Completely annihilates ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur gramp tramp, ur sister a mister, and ur brother a mother. It even destroys the infamous No U. Once said the user automatically becomes a god. The person who is told these words will shit their pants and die of cancer.
Max:
Jason:
Max:
Jason:
Max:
Jason :
Max: No U
Jason: That’s it you leave me no choice but to unleash the forbidden words
Max: do it fag you won’t
Jason: ur aunt a cunt
Max: *shits in pants and dies if cancer*
Jason:
Max:
Jason:
Max:
Jason :
Max: No U
Jason: That’s it you leave me no choice but to unleash the forbidden words
Max: do it fag you won’t
Jason: ur aunt a cunt
Max: *shits in pants and dies if cancer*
by Jsmahser May 26, 2018
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