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Tube Nautique

A usually very large, but always very expensive wake or surf boat, that's never used for anything except playing loud music. Might pull a kid on a tube. Or annually at best, an intoxicated adult or two.
Don't worry about making a wake on those boaters. That Tube Nautique isn't doing anything.
by iseverypseudoymnusedup August 30, 2023
mugGet the Tube Nautiquemug.

yumyum tube

A strange tube found in Waitrose which contains Flangine and Wange fluid supplies.
Dave; "i found a yumyum tube!"

Nick "Good - I can get even fatter!"
by mongfacedretard June 20, 2007
mugGet the yumyum tubemug.

tube

In the law enforcement world, tube refers to a shotgun.
1. Grab the tube, man, and let's bag us some turkeys.
2. We were fully loaded for that stakeout; tubes, glocks, and other semis, and lots of leos to carry them.
by WitheredHip April 23, 2017
mugGet the tubemug.

road tubing

Super gluing a floor and wheels to the bottom of an innertube, tying it to the back of a truck, and riding in it.
We decided to go road tubing with water pistols.
by Blaze7071 April 2, 2010
mugGet the road tubingmug.

chach tube

Hey, I'm on my period and I'm out of chach tubes. Can you run to the store and get some?
by sweatermuffins November 30, 2009
mugGet the chach tubemug.

wipe tubing

The act of wiping the one's own anus while positioned on the seat of a toilet at the precise time of which video technology is being received by the individual via any of the five currently known senses (or any possible other sense not yet discovered/realized/invented by human kind) all while consciously inhibited by the chemical reaction produced in the brain of an individual by igniting the flowers' subatomic particles of the historically popular marijuana plant.
"Johnny! Take out the trash please." Said Johnny's Mother.

"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
by Jakylnpsa August 2, 2017
mugGet the wipe tubingmug.

inner tube tits

i have a friend that also goes by dick sickle, that can be described as inner tube tits. meaning he has weird tits... even though i don't know what they look like
wow bryant messick has such inner tube tits
by innertubetits March 10, 2017
mugGet the inner tube titsmug.

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