The man lays naked in bed waiting for the woman.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.
Bro, I took home that fine bitch last night and she hit me with the Egyption Ring Toss, she came running and hopped right on.
by BC694 February 24, 2025

When a gay mugger is robbing a handsome bitch he holds the gun to his head while eating his delicious ass.
I was hittin’ up one of these phat mofos he was so fine so I slammed him down for a Memphis Tossed Salad
by RingedHog February 12, 2023

When you girl shits on your dick and flips it with her tougue on your Dick( takes master to complete this skill)
by Dick head 665 November 17, 2015

by werewolf1 January 19, 2009

So I was tossing the "side" salad last night and what do you know, Wizard of Oz came on the TV right after.
by Obama4life June 20, 2018

Giving someone a task only to sabotage their ability to complete it while still expecting them to like asking someone to drive you somewhere but you've already removed and discarded their spark plugs.
"How are we supposed to keep inventory with software that's incomplete?" "We're not. Management has been tossing the spark plug"
by Trevor Wolfe July 8, 2019

by Sal the dryer washer October 6, 2025
