Chris Holmes

Chris Holmes is the pinnacle of American heavy metal guitarist and songwriters. Holmes started his musical career in the Pasadena, California area in the late 1970s and early 1980s. He is best known as the lead guitarist of heavy-metal band W.A.S.P. Together with Blackie Lawless and Randy Piper, he was one of the founding members of the band. Holmes was a member of W.A.S.P. first from 1982 to 1990, and again from 1996 to 2002.

Hits from this heavy metal god include.
- L.O.V.E machine

- I wanna be somebody

- Blind in Texas

- The last command

- 9.5 nasty

Also used as a example of being way too drunk!

Matthew- you should’ve seen yourself last night you were a mess
Mclovin- shit dude I pulled a Chris Holmes.

by West coast cardboard September 3, 2020

cunthead chris

Chris is that guy who is a bit of a cunthead, he is usually classed as a willey muncher

Cunthead chris is a willey muncher

by Nuncuck90 September 12, 2016

chris druoo

owner of earthcraft who scams people and lick japanese people's nuts for fame

chris druoo just bought 5 year's worth of belle delphine's onlyfans with earthcraft's money!!!1

by why are u looking here December 12, 2021

chris peacock

If you say it fast enough its sound like "CRISPY COCK" make it ur kahoot name.

Teacher: Ummm whos chris peacock
Student : *laughs*

by PepsiSovietUnion September 29, 2020

Chris Shiflett

Currently, guitarist for Foo Fighters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, and Jackson United.

-Chris joined Foo Fighters right after There is Nothing Left To Lose was released. You will be able to see him in the "Breakout" video.
-Chris
-In some bands, such as Jackson United, he is known as Jake Jackson.

Chris Shiflett.

That is all.

by RedHotFoo September 20, 2008

Chris Evans

The coolest and sexiest dude you will ever meet. HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ABS LIKE WTF HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THIS HOOOOT! ;D. He is also the sweetest most heart felt person; he is so funny, wholesome kind and overall someone who I would just love to be in the same room in. Chris Evans is so inspiring and amazing please support him, his movies and most importantly his dog Dodger. Just omg I love him so much <3!!!!!!

person 1: ‘omg is that the sexiest, funniest, kindest man you have ever seen?’
person 2: ‘If it’s Chris Evans, you bet it is! ;)’

by I love Chriiiiiiis December 21, 2020

chris crocker

An openly gay man (who thinks of himself as a woman) who has recently become famous on Youtube for his video crying and having a breakdown about people criticizing Britney Spears' horrible VMA 2007 performance.

Have you heard about Chris Crocker?
Yeah, that guy/girl/thing really is a wacko, isn't it?

by Ikani January 3, 2009