matt grant

A faget ass white Jew emo clit licker who no one likes.

Eww look at that Matt grant

by Dustysoldier435 May 9, 2017

Matt Moore

Vinny V 2.0 - Played in Japan- Makes fan bases suffer

Latest victim: Philadelphia Phillies

Matt Moore just let up 5 runs with two outs. Pain

by Phillies fan April 17, 2021

Matt P

Matt P WILL steal your girl be careful

Chad: BRUh matt p fucking stole my girl

Brad: no waaay dude

Chad: dude like dead ass

by Savageeeee101 June 22, 2019

Noah Matt

Assistant manager of Cub Foods and former child star of TV show "Warriors in the Hall."

This has been Noah Matt, signing off.

by BMG January 15, 2003

Matt Stonie

Absolutely demolish something infront of you, derives from the ancient quote "One which does not Matt Stonie'th cannot be a Matt Stonie'ee

"Go on, cheeky Matt Stonie".

by bakerboyo April 20, 2021

matt peq

a total alpha, jacked out of his mind, only eats meat, slams hard alc, bang so much pussy, awesome personality to guys total douche to chicks.

guy number 1 "damn bro whos that guy who is repping 250 and who could totally bang my girl?"
guy number 2 "oh shit i think thats matt peq"
matt peq "yo whats good pussys just repped 250 on the bench while chugging vodka and getting dome from yo shorty

by Pee cock August 29, 2020

A Matt Joke

A joke that’s not funny.

Did u hear that female comedians joke, yeah it was a matt joke.

by armanitaumalolo May 15, 2020