to pay your bills on time

to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).

son (crying, with a piece of ungraded homework in his hands) Dad, why the hell is this composition of mine on The Great War not even graded? And why did the teacher just shove it back in my face with out even bothering to look at it.

Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.

by Sexydimma October 26, 2012

Texada Time warp

A high grade strain of Marijuana that will blow your fuckin' mind.

I smoked a bong full of Texada Time Warp and got so blasted I thought I saw Jesus cumming. He wasn't even wearing a condom.

by Stuperman July 30, 2006

boner time

Any ammount of time spent watching pornography, looking at beautiful women, or simply fantasizing. Popularized by Sean W. Scott in the movie Road Trip

"Barry, dim the lights... it's BONER TIME!!"

by TrippleZero May 9, 2005

due time

A time that isn't now, but then again isn't later, it is a time possibly in another universe, a time that is not even know by the person using the word. Typically used to refer to the time at which a friend will pay you back the money you lent him.

Hey buddy, do you have that money i lent you?
No, not now but i will have it in due time.
(meanwhile showing no apparent sacrifice in his own lifestyle in order to pay you back in your lifetime)

by allclassyNshit February 4, 2014

happy naked time

1. To have sexual intercourse.

It looks like Tim and Brianne are about to go have some 'happy naked time.'

by jdillpickle May 12, 2007

quirola time

<kee rowh lah time>

The act of being late or extremely late to the effect of always being in a hurry or in a rush.

There is fashionably late, and there is quirola time.

- just this past sunday there was a boat party on the lake... my comrades did not make it on the boat. It was scheduled to leave at 1, they left the house at 1 because they were on quirola time

- today I got pulled over for speeding... the cop asked if I was late getting somewhere. I said nope I'm on time... quirola time!

- my friend recently went to a wedding. They arrived, sat down and the ceremony finished 5 mins later. When asked what happened? they replied 'quirola time'

- I was on the way to work, when I decided to detour and return some merchandise to a store on the way. My boss asked why I was late. I replied 'late? im on time... quirola time!!'

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by JoeFro Van Clockenstein November 2, 2009

Demon Time

Demon time starts at 11 pm ends at 3 am and consists of nonstop fuckery and horniness. Along with relaxation and laid backness. But may not happen unless Red Led lights are in the area. No fucks are given during this hour. Just straight Vibes.

He’s in demon time don’t fuck with him!

by lance pope January 29, 2021