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executive time

A usefully pretentious euphemism referring to any nonspecific dicking around, or a period of downtime enjoyably wasted. Named after President Donald Trump's penchant for same.
Dawdling by the water cooler, making chit-chat, avoiding work? *checks watch* How about that, it's Executive Time.

Lurking social media for two hours straight? You better believe it's executive time.

Idly masturbating on a weekend afternoon? Listen, what part of "executive time" did you not understand?
by bemorechadlike February 10, 2019
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Adventure Time

The BEST Tv show ever. Adventure time is about Finn a 13-year-old boy and Jake a 28-year-old magical dog. Finn and Jake go on adventure through out the Land of Ooo. Great show For all ages.
Finn- WHAT TIME IS IT ?
Finn & Jake- ADVENTURE TIME !!!!
by awesomebjw October 4, 2011
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Go-Time

Phrase most commonly used to describe that you are cocked, locked, and ready for action.
Dude: Hey, bro, what's going on?

Buddy: Dude, I just slammed my 7th shot of Jack Daniels and it is go time!
by dammit janet October 21, 2004
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drug dealer time

1. saying you will be somewhere at a certain time and showing up approximately thirty minutes to an hour late.
dude - where is josh at? he said he would be here a half hour ago.

dude2 - he is always late, he is on drug dealer time.
by xskwizmx March 16, 2010
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Time Paradox

1: When the very flow of time colapses upon in itself due to a temporal incursion or "Time Travel" Noteworthy people who have gone backward in time would be...Well, that guy in Timecop....Shut up.
Anyhoo, don't go back in time, because you'll only crush a mosquito and destroy Berlin.

For more information on time paradoxes, Play TimeSplitters: Future Perfect. or watch a ST: Voyager episodes when it goes back in time...They have it down.
"What the hell, you're me!"
"Yeah, I knew you'd say that. Take this key, it's for that door. You won't make it through without it."
"If you couldn't make it through, who gave it to you?"
"I did"
"What?!"
"Just shut up, I gotta go and save us from a big snake"
Brain explosion
by Xel'Naga April 4, 2005
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every time i die

excellent new metalcore band sum bloody excellent songs
every time i die is a must listen to thing!!!!!
by chezza September 24, 2005
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Long Time

Slang in Thailand for "all night" used by the slant slash hookers to notate length of sexual encounter.
(see Short Time)
(see slant slash)
In Bangkok the prices for Long Time vary from 500 Baht ($15 USD) to 2500 Baht depending on the quality of the girl or if it is getting really late and she wants to strike a deal.
by BigD101 December 28, 2007
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