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Taxes

If you buy chips you got to remember to bring 15¢ so your president can buy his 5 mansion and eat a shit ton of big macs.
(Grocery worker) That will be $3 tax
(Me) why
(Trump) cause I'm building a wall that no one wants so pay your taxes!
by :((((( February 18, 2022
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Tax

1) To unfairly take money or something of value.

2) To pay a cost that is higher for something that is not worth it.

3) A sexual favor for something in return

4) To steal

5) To lose more than you should have due to a competition
1) “Why am I getting my income taxed 24%, when corporations pay 0%?”

2) “The gas station is taxing our ass 20.00 for cigarettes

3) “she wanted bottle service with our crew, so she had to service the whole crew.”

4) “They just taxed my rims of my hummer! It’s sitting on blocks!”

5) “We taxed that basketball team today! They were ranked 5 and we won by 20!”
by Pretend I was a def mute March 4, 2022
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Taxing

When a bitch being stingy. Or something is hella expensive.
Real Nigga 1: “damn this hoe say she not gonna give up the head”
Real Nigga 2:”that hoe taxing”
by NiggaButt2012 May 27, 2021
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Marty Tax

A tax paid by someone with good intentions to their own detriment.
Brian paid the Marty Tax by staying late so Marty could get his hours in.
by Bombino60 May 28, 2021
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g dad taxes

G DAD TAXES it’s just G DAD TAXES
well... g dad taxes ig
by 🦁 May 31, 2021
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Taxi Tax

The fee or favor you charge your friends when you DD (designated driver). Usually in the form of taking said friends beer and/or snacks as “tax” for being his DD.
Friend 1: “Hey! Why are you eating my chips?”
Friend 2: “Taxi tax.”
by KrustyWeiner420 August 22, 2021
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Chip Tax

Stealing a chip from someone, but then you owe them head
*steals chip*
friend: CHIP TAX
by mbxisne June 6, 2021
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