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White Jean Theory

Supposedly eligible males think that White jeans may help send a message that you're single and ready to mingle.
Dude, go talk to that chic in the white skinny jeans. White Jean Theory, man.
by Nofilterfernanda August 11, 2016
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The black whole theory

When two or more people have a conversation that doesn’t end even though they all have better things to do (sleep, study, etc.) and don’t have the time to converse for that long. The conversation is usually very interesting or complete nonsense but captivating nonetheless.
Hey Mel wake up wake up!!!!
Oh wait it’s true ur extremely tired and won’t wake up because based on the black whole theory u should’ve been sleeping yesterday but nooo, Miss talks too much.
by Haharon March 3, 2022
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multi-gender theory

A theory used by people going through a life crisis that feel the need to be “different” from everyone else so they feel “special”, but don’t be afraid to call them a sensitive liberal snowflake, cause they are literally the same thing.
Dude 1: Have you heard of the multi-gender theory it sounds cool

Dude 2: Only if you want to be a Hillary supporter...
by jrunner03 August 11, 2018
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Glass-of-Water-Theory

The Glass of Water Theory is a recommendation that when someone asks you for something you want, just say yes. Do not feel uncomfortable responding "yes" to an offer. This is referred to as the Glass of Water Theory because of the common debacle many of us find ourselves in. When entering a home if someone asks you if you want a glass of water, say yes, otherwise you don't get the water - and they don't think you are being extra polite either.
"Jake's mom offered to pay for dinner. I feel bad letting her, but the Glass-of-Water-Theory states i should just allow her. Now i get a free dinner!" :)
by Jacob Blintz February 18, 2011
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Adnani Linguistic Theory

The Adnani linguistic theory deals with the definition of words. It is based on the premise that dictionaries should move away from the function of an abridged encyclopedia and start constructing discrete formulas that can be used to decode all words.

One quick example that comes to mind is to define a word by a sequence of three words, the first of which identifies the discrete object and the second two help us locate it in the cognitive map.

Examples:

Boy = Male at youth

Youth = Stage of development

Development = Growing with intention

Intention = Action with deliberation

Music = Sound with intention

Sound = Information with loudness

Information = Clues about reality

The interesting, and even fun part about working on these algorithms is that they are actually more metaphysical and metaphorical than the standard suggestive, encyclopedic methodology.

For example:

Color = Variation invoking emotion

Blue = Color of God

Notice that a color can be any "variation", so a change in speech, or perhaps a musical movement, or even the mood of a given setting.

The most important change that one would see with the implementation of such a system of definition is that meaning would cease to be an aloof idea that everyone should hope to randomly stumble upon and would start to be the social foundation that we all desire it to be.
The creator of the Adnani Linguistic Theory believes that a more formulaic method of definition will lead to an increased base of common and useful meaning in the world.
by Doctor Adhan November 12, 2010
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The Albemarle County Theory

The theory that all hot guys in Albemarle County,VA will move,turn gay,realize they are a woman,or get a bad haircut,therefore ruining any hotness they ever had.

Also,this theory includes Alec,who suffers from Can't-Keep it-in-his-pants-itis.Lucky for him,hes pretty hot.Makes up for it.
"Hey,that WAHS boy is pretty hot."
"He realized last week hes a woman."
"Dammit!This proves The Albemarle County Theory."

"Wow,that guy from AHS is cute"
"Hes moving to Nebraska"
"Stupid Albemarle County Theory has to be right every time."
by jooincville April 8, 2009
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Theory of retrospective return

Theory of retrospective return; when one purchases a good from an auction, online or not, in the view that should the person ever require that item in the future, he quite possibly purchased it at a price well below market or retail price. Therefore making a retrospective return.
James buys 65 fun size garden gnomes because they were only $15 in an online auction. Several weeks later, James is held hostage and his captors demand 65 fun size garden gnomes. Fun size garden gnomes retail for $2 each. The Theory of retrospective return demonstrates that James made a return of $115.
by benjamin g October 15, 2008
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