closet wild

A person who is in fact wild but not willing to admit to it

Morgan is closet wild

by WolfgangSpartacus April 22, 2018

wild fiber

When you’ve eaten too much fiber and your next poop comes shooting out at 100mph - ready or not.

Shouldn’t have had all that wild fiber - now I pooped my pants.

by shrootbux February 15, 2023

Wild Ones

The inhabitants of "Julisa's Jungle." They are usually of the mammal kingdom. Most are of the ape variety, and they love swinging from the very bushy trees.

Wow they should be in the jungle, cause they are WILD ONES

by Buster Moon January 14, 2022

wild jars

Wild jars.....

ok....

GOOD GOD LOOK AT THOSE WILD JARS!!!!

by OH GOD HELP ME May 23, 2018

wild mushroom

when a man's pubic hair reaches out longer than his penis does.

Ian's dick is so small he has a wild mushroom

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 8, 2020

wild money

Slang for really crazyyyy

Bro she’s wild money if she think she gonna do me like that

by dazzle.fs September 17, 2020