After piss

When someone is done peeing, and the pull their pants up, but some pee still leaks out.

Girl: Johnny, did you pee your pants?

Johnny: Nah, just some after piss

by likeaboss900000 February 18, 2014

piss ignorant

Doing something that you think will make work easier but having your boss tell you that you are a dumbass until the crack fog clears and you can continue doing your job. Most people that are piss ignorant are short guys that wear 1988 calculator watches, wear a rain suit on a dry summer day, generally any oilfield hand or no matter what they do is never good enough or never right in decision making

What are you doing cleaning that pipe wrench?
It was dirty as hell
That's fucking piss ignorant

by RiNo October 17, 2013

piss factory

A shitty job, usually a summer job for teenagers who are really desperate for money and will lick cow balls to get it. Sung about in a Patti Smith song.

"Hey, man, Chelsea works at a real piss factory." "Yeah, I heard she has to shuck corn for six hours a day."

by bad manners May 8, 2005

piss pipe

The penis.

Back in a minute. I have to drain the piss pipe.

by Ghost July 27, 2003

pissed as a cunt

Very, very, very drunk. To the point that you were being rude, yelling out obscenities and fighting people.

"I was 'pissed as a cunt' last night man. I told my girlfriend to 'fuck off' and waz starting fights with every other mutha-fucka in there. I woke up at 9am asleep on someones lawn."

by Diego September 4, 2003

Piss-up

More commonly used in Australia; basically a social gathering or full-blown party intentionally to get drunk. Commonly associated with pisswrecked, pissed, wreckless, drunken, wrecked, fucked.

In the holidays, there was a massive-arse piss-up to celebrate no school. 'Twas well-sick :)

by *Dools* June 13, 2005

taking the piss

joking around.

"hey bill, youre a fucking dick eater"
"what?"
"dont worry mate, im justt taking the piss"

by xxoo May 15, 2003