jizz mural

When a man or men ejaculate on a woman creating the look and feel of a mural.

I made a jizz mural on her face.

by estabonjovie June 14, 2016

reptile jizz

when your pee has that asparagus remnense, a perfect word to describe it is reptile jizz

man after all that asparagus, my piss smells like reptile jizz

by analdestroyed July 31, 2017

Plant Jizz

The white or green liquid to come from a plant when aroused and busts a nut( the jizz). Also known as tree cum or vegetation’s nut.

Oh no I say on this bed of lettuce and got plant jizz all over me!

by Plant fucker March 3, 2021

Chick Jizz

What girls say when a hot guy walks by. Can be said with a voice meant to sound sexual as well.

*dude walks by*
Girl 1: Ahhh chick jizz...

*dude walks by*
Girl 2 (sexually): Chiiickk jizzzz...

by Awkwardturtlee September 7, 2011

take a jizz

1) Drop a load of baby batter
2) shoot some spooge out the wanker

Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz

My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz

by KaySee101 October 26, 2017

Fizzle jizz

The last few drops of semen that leak out up to five minutes after initial ejaculation.

I just got my underwear on and looked down and had fizzle jizzed and had to change.

by pixstix76 December 5, 2022

Jizz scab

The thin layer of semen that dries over a mans dick hole after sex.

My Jizz scab caused a three way piss stream that wrecked my Moms bathroom.

by The-cc August 29, 2017