Crimson Whale Punch

(n) a term that describes a whale punch that results in a bloody jet of semen and snot coming out of the nose of the punched party, most likely due to inadvertently broken blood vessels in the nose.

I accidently gave Jan a crimson whale punch last night. There was definitely some blood mixed in with the semen.

by BennyKennedy March 29, 2009

Big white whale

Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.

The big white whale likes to drink quad venti non-fat latte.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

whale net stockings

The larger version of fish net stockings, only worn by obese women.

Those whale net stockings really help to hide her stretch marks.

by Silver tongued liar September 29, 2013

Big white whale

Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.

The big white whale likes to drink quad venti non-fat latte.

by Howard Schultz October 16, 2008

Great White Whale

term used to define a woman who is almost perfect yet constantly eludes the man that is after her. Much like Moby Dick

Guy #1 "Brooke is such a Great White Whale, I never seem to be able to catch her."
Guy #2 "I know i have the same problem with Morgan."

by Tollie1856 April 7, 2011

Crystal whale spearing

A slang term originating from Huntsville, AL, to crystal whale spear is when you fuck a fat bitch off of the drug crystal meth.

Me and the boys went crystal whale spearing last night! It was awesome!

by Lorangecreampopsicle February 10, 2023

Whale Porn Enthusiast

Someone who watches whale or other aquatic animals perform sexual acts.

Jake loves going to the aquarium, he must be a Whale Porn Enthusiast.

by ILikeGoldDragons April 6, 2017