t.d.t.f

T.D.T.F. stands for Too Drunk To Function. When you are so intoxicated it is almost impossible to even walk or talk. Usually used when someone doesn't want to say "too drunk to function"

"Look at her falling over, she is so T.D.T.F!"

"Tonight we are getting T.D.T.F!"

by Akadot March 9, 2009

TFA

Twenty-Fifth Amendment

Thanks Omarosa. You granted legitimacy to a racist president and now - #TFA is a thing.

by anyrandomname September 10, 2018

P.T.F.

An abbreviation for Penis Touching Freaks. First used by Erica Seeley to describe her two friends.

Get away from me you P.T.F.'s

by Jeremiah December 21, 2004

tffs

acronym: THAT's for fuckin' sure

THAT'S FOR FUCKIN' SURE

by Anonymous February 8, 2002

tfu;dr

To Fucked Up; Didn't read. Commonly used forum acronym often used in response to a long fucked up post that is not worth reading.

You: <long fucked up post not worth reading>

Me: tfu;dr

by Tur_ January 17, 2009

TFSTU

Too Fucking Stupid To Understand

Annoying Friend: Are you listening to a word i say?
Other Girl: No I TFSTU

by Jezzy Sparks December 1, 2006

TFTBS

Too feminine to be straight

Yeah, Gary is way TFTBS

by 1410flee November 29, 2010