Ontario Tech University, or UOIT, or OnTechU, or whatever it's called has just over 10,000 students and is very easy to get in to. However, be warned, it will likely screw you in the ass. It's primarily guys, the engineers rule the school, with next to no party life. It is known for its Sticky Campus, where cum drips from the ceilings of UB.
Where people go because they didn't have the grades to get into a better school.
Where people go because they didn't have the grades to get into a better school.
"Man, OnFuckMe fucked me over again with changing its name for the fifth time and I still haven't gotten laid"
"Do the engineers just jerk off all day or something? Why's it so sticky at Ontario Tech University?"
"Do the engineers just jerk off all day or something? Why's it so sticky at Ontario Tech University?"
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A high school in baltimore. you imagine the students go hard, right? well this school is all stuck up preps. the ones who arent stuck up are pot heads who are miserable walking the halls there. girls are ugly, but at the same time they're all sluts or no-life nerds who's mom probably works in there as a teacher or librarian. if you go to a party and a girl is left out fake-texting on her phone ,she probably goes to eastern tech. then shes lucky to even be at a party. GIRLS: theres a total of 6 hot freshmen, 4 hot sophomores, 7 hot juniors, and 3 hot seniors there for the 2009-10 year. GUYS: 8, 12, 16, &5. if you're one of the hot ones your either a pot head, an alcoholic, a slut, or really fucking outgoing to the point where you're a little cooky or weird. theres ,2 cool teachers.&guess what? I REALLLLLLLY wish I didn't go there :
1. Dude I totally met this girl who goes to eastern tech. She's fucking sexy, but she's really weird and a complete pot head/alcoholic. But, she fucked me so I don't care about all that.
2. I went to a party and some weirdo was sitting at the house computer IMing SmarterChild on aim...AND CRACKING UP AT IT!
3. Where's all the sexy people? I don't see them! Let me transferr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. I went to a party and some weirdo was sitting at the house computer IMing SmarterChild on aim...AND CRACKING UP AT IT!
3. Where's all the sexy people? I don't see them! Let me transferr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2)A term used to refer to people who are interested in technology almost to the point of obsession.
3)People that are extremely knowledgeable about Information Technology. These individuals generally have built custom CPU towers that run a opensource OS from either a UNIX or Linux thread. As well as spend Much of there free time researching new Computer technologies.
4)Techys is a term that "Computer Nerds" may use to refer to themself or other "Computer Nerds" but may not be used by others (Kind of like the equivalent to the N word for "Computer Nerds") It is derogatory for non Techys to refer to others as a Techys.
*Can also be spelled "Techies" ((however the "Teamsters" that work back stage at theaters are now using the term "Techies" to try and dissociate them selves with the teamsters that work on film sets.)Not cool!!! real Techies/Techys have come up with pretty much every major advancement in the technological field for the last 40+years. without them you wouldn't have the computerized lighting and sound systems that you use todays. that would make your jobs a lot harder. So please respect the title)
2)A term used to refer to people who are interested in technology almost to the point of obsession.
3)People that are extremely knowledgeable about Information Technology. These individuals generally have built custom CPU towers that run a opensource OS from either a UNIX or Linux thread. As well as spend Much of there free time researching new Computer technologies.
4)Techys is a term that "Computer Nerds" may use to refer to themself or other "Computer Nerds" but may not be used by others (Kind of like the equivalent to the N word for "Computer Nerds") It is derogatory for non Techys to refer to others as a Techys.
*Can also be spelled "Techies" ((however the "Teamsters" that work back stage at theaters are now using the term "Techies" to try and dissociate them selves with the teamsters that work on film sets.)Not cool!!! real Techies/Techys have come up with pretty much every major advancement in the technological field for the last 40+years. without them you wouldn't have the computerized lighting and sound systems that you use todays. that would make your jobs a lot harder. So please respect the title)
Techy 1: Hi I need a patch to make a new Barracuda HDD work with freenas v0.68
Techy 2: check with the other techys using that OS
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Techy 1: Hi I'm new @ this forum but am comp lit and do consider my self to be a Techy but guess we're all techys here
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non-techy 1: look at those new kids over there there so lame
non-techy 2: yeah I heard there part of the Computer Club what techys
Techy 2: check with the other techys using that OS
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Techy 1: Hi I'm new @ this forum but am comp lit and do consider my self to be a Techy but guess we're all techys here
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non-techy 1: look at those new kids over there there so lame
non-techy 2: yeah I heard there part of the Computer Club what techys
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