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Tactical Beach Sex

The use of a gilly suit and a heavy sergeant accent in the process of inducing intercourse with a female, male, dog, or Korean soldier on the premises of a beach. (AMSD OM 50 Nemesis Sniper Rifle Optional.)
Bob: Say Jim, me and Stacy had some intense tactical beach sex.. i let her fire my AK-47 at least three times.
Jim: Damn son!
by Chippy Boy November 15, 2015
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tactical porn

When you think you've been rattled by a dodgy pop-up, one must go through the process of tactical porn. This means purposely watching porn repeatedly to try and throw off the scent of potential IP snakes.
Mate, I totally got rattled by a pop-up last night.
How so?
I was watching porn when a pop-up for busty milfs surprised me , I don't want anyone thinking I'm into busty milfs

Dude, you need to deploy a tactical porn
by Pinkypinkypinky June 9, 2017
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testical rape

Rubbing the penis on ones balls uncosentually
I’m gonna rape your balls(testical rape)
by Testical rapist123 November 28, 2017
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testicle tits

When a ladies sagging bosoms are covered in hair thus resembling a scrotum
Shes not a gilf ! Shes got testicle tits
by slimboyfat82 May 16, 2018
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testicle head

Noun

- describing a person of low or no intellect whos testicular fortitude replaces their lack of intelligence

- a person who freaks out at everyone in their workplace resulting in said person being terminated and physically removed with police being notified
"can you please give me a good reference even though I called you a fucking moron and all the other things I said"
"I would think not. Now stop being a testicle head"

"Dude your such a fucking testicle head! Why would you think I'd help you after you fucked me over last time!"
by Heavens Problem July 14, 2018
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Tactical turd

The process of having of having a poo before you leave your house when you don't need to have one to not inconvenience yourself later on in the day and needing to have a poo when not in your house.
"Have you left yet?"
"Not yet, I'm having a tactical turd"
by regdoss September 13, 2018
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Mug Tactics

1. When a mug has plotted a scheme purposely against you

2. When you feel like you have been hard done by or cheated, e.g. 'Those were some right mug tactics'
'I can't believe the other team cheated, those were some blatent mug tactics'
by MugKing February 11, 2010
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