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taking a wizard

To simply urinate or take a piss
(Derived from "Taking a Whizz")
D-Pan wanted to pee so badly... so I told him to "take a wizard" on the next train carriage

I saw my friend "taking a wizard" in the bushes next door
by Felix M. October 1, 2006
mugGet the taking a wizardmug.

i'll take

A phrase popularized in the vernacular of Massachusetts high schools.

1. An answer relating to a question posed by one possessing something another person may want.

2. An affirmative answer when nothing else can be said.
1. Jim: "Hey man, want a shot?"
Henry: "I'll take"

2. Pat: "What are you going to do now that your girlfriend left you?"
Jake: "I'll take"
by YahScrappin' April 3, 2017
mugGet the i'll takemug.

take heed

"Take heed while you're gone."
by a.s.b. March 27, 2008
mugGet the take heedmug.

take it to the mat

To take an aggressive stance on a disagreement and "take it to the Mat."
1. You take every disagreement and take it to the mat. 2. It doesn't matter if our disagreement is big or small you tend to take it to the mat. 3. I have given you solid evidence to dispute your stance but you continue to take it to the mat. 4. To feel so strongly about your point that you refuse to listen to reason or logic and will not budge from your stance and take it to the mat.
by dude20004040404004 September 27, 2013
mugGet the take it to the matmug.

take the pipe

1) An insult, similar to "fuck you" or "you suck"; 2) a phrase used to describe when things are less than optimal, similar to "this sucks"; 3) to receive an erect penis into a body orifice.
1) Take the pipe, loser!

2) This movie takes the pipe.

3) Hal took the pipe ten times a day in jail.
by spim December 21, 2003
mugGet the take the pipemug.

take for granted

something that is a given from the beginning of your life to the end
My Family- take for granted
by Master Basser May 4, 2006
mugGet the take for grantedmug.

take a walk

by applejackcherry January 25, 2009
mugGet the take a walkmug.

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