The Table Flip

When you just finished hate fucking a girl, doggy style, and you flip her off of your cock, forcing her into a somersault.

Yo, I used The Table Flip on my X after giving her one last ride! She rolled off the bed!

by Sirup January 23, 2021

coke on tables

Contrary to the popular verb form of the word (to have coke on tables), the noun implies no actual drug use. Coke on tables simply connotes a situation in which an epic party is worthy of said coke on tables.

Man, at this house party, there gone be coke on tables (however in my mind I have no intentions of drug use...).

by ThomasW123 June 18, 2008

Amusement Park Table

A table, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

See Amusement Park Chair

What the fuck, I can't put my expensive laptop on this Amusement Park Table, it could fall off.

Another Amusement Park Table?! Let's find a table that doesn't remind me of Space Mountain.

The tables in Six Flags are more stable than Starbucks' Amusement Park Tables.

by SpenzFingoooooo April 22, 2010

glass mud table

A glass mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a glass table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in sexual arousal

Hey babe I've gota go, let's do the glass mud table

by supernut2000 June 22, 2016

table top skank

a way to express your feelings for someone who you absolutely hate.

i hate his girlfriend, she's such a table top skank!

by aivilo April 16, 2008

Table Day

That one day of your period when you're just so horny you want to be taken on a table. It could also be any day of extreme horniness.

Me: "Unf I want him in me."
Mojo Jojo: "Table day?"
Me: "Yep."

by Juju Bee 02 June 11, 2013

Lepur Table

a group of grotesque people sitting at a table.

omg look at the lepur table over there, they're such double e's

by Z-berg May 19, 2005