Starbucks syndrome

A person who suffers from compulsive behavior about their need for caffeine from Starbucks. Symptoms begin with an itch or twitch in the morning, which is followed by thoughts only about Starbucks, which is followed by erratic behavior such as walking or driving nearly comatose to the nearest Starbucks only to wait anxiously in line until you take your first sip of Starbucks coffee. Approximately six hours later, people who suffer from Starbucks syndrome repeat the symptoms. People who suffer from Starbucks syndrome also compulsively think about the Trenta size.

Signs and symptoms of Starbucks Syndrome usually begin after your first trip to Starbucks.

by Caffeinated Beverage April 4, 2011

weekend syndrome

When you're so burned out by all you've had to do Monday through Friday that you just want to party, watch TV, etcetera the whole weekend and are unwilling to do anything important.

In extreme cases, you might be so tired that you end up wasting the entire weekend by doing things that are not only unproductive, but not even particularly interesting.

JOE: Hey what'd you do this weekend?
STEVE: Saw two movies, partied, did nothing important had fun.
JOE: Well, it was a long week, so I guess weekend syndrome is okay.
BOB: I basically spent the whole weekend playing solitaire, watching random YouTube clips, and reading random trivia on Wikipedia. So not only did I waste the whole weekend, but I didn't even waste it on anything particularly interesting.
STEVE: Dude, that's extreme weekend syndrome. What the frick did you have to do during the week?

by Daedalus Suburbanus September 29, 2010

Dinosaur Syndrome

Dinosaur Syndrome is what people have when they persist to keep saying Rawr

She Has Dinosaur Syndrome Because She Wont Stop Saying Rawr

by Chris Smurf June 16, 2010

Downie Syndrome

n. A derogatory nickname for NHL player Steve Downie, who's play often makes one think he has extra chromosomes gumming up the decision making center of his brain.

n. A syndrome in which a hockey player does something stupid, similar to what Steve Downie probably would have done.

1. Downie Syndrome just took another pointless penalty and put us on a four minute penalty kill.

2. Did Tim Thomas just slash someone after the whistle? Is he suffering from Downie Syndrome?

by Steve Downie's Mother May 10, 2011

onion syndrome

Someone who Cry's simply for attention, or to distract negative attention from oneselve.

You can stop the onion syndrome love, I saw you take the purse, no point pretending to cry it isn't going to work, on your knees or I'm ringing the police

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

Hoodrat Syndrome

Commonly refereed to as "HRS" which is a condition of stupidity where the people affected commit bad actions, such as talking trash, destroying the English language, wearing their pants below their knee caps, all in a matter to bring their ghetto to a different location.

This is primarily seen on college campuses where said affected people try to bring their bad culture and force others to deal with it due to their parents inability to be mature and teach them respect.

Currently, the only known treatment for HRS is an ass beating.

Person A: Hey do you see that idiot over there playing his music too loud and thinking his a rapper?

Person B: Just ignore him he has Hoodrat Syndrome.

by jokertaco August 25, 2011

Teen Syndrome

when one is to lazy to preform a task that is not even really considered work, such as getting up and changing the tv channel manually.

"oh man, Seinfeld is on"
"i don't wanna get up you?"
*lifts arm and moans*
"my friend, im afraid our teen syndrome has kicked in"

by Jazz Hammerhands March 11, 2009