Sam Todd

a person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of committing war crimes against children under the age of 5. Alternatively a Sam Todd is a beta male who is so aesthetically displeasing that when a person sees them they immediately gouge out their eyes at the sight of him having sexual intercourse with 3 big guys in his tight pussy.

Omg I saw Sam Todd on the weekend and now I have to bleach my eyes.

by Samuel Todd February 7, 2023

sam denis

Some fast guy

Xavier Stephens thinks he can beat Sam Denis in a sprint

by Hectorbomb January 22, 2022

Sam Fisher

A fisher named Sam

Just a regular Fisher nothing more... he's Sam Fisher

by Just A Random Daniel May 31, 2017

Sam Ford

Likes sucking Andrew's cock while touching cummy pubes.

I'm like Sam Ford.

by Sam Ford November 3, 2020

Sam Coyne

Sam Coyne's are usually gingers that camp like it's a world war at the front of a volleyball net whilst embodying the classic North Face puffer . Whilst he has many arch enemies he does show passion for Glenfield United, Jayne and Liam. If you hear a wild Rob Billan screaming "Sam Coyne" repeatedly there will be a ginger within the proximity. Overall Sam Coyne's are much beloved specimens alongside his family members.

Rob Billan: Sam Coyne!;
Josh Jordon: Yes Rav that is his name and I can smell the BO he must be near!

by BenWindow05 January 18, 2023

Gruncle Sam

Somebody who acts gruncley all the time.

Hey did you see Gruncle Sam yesterday he wasn't allowing me to play ram ranch.

by RussianCitizen January 25, 2020

Omegle Sam

Omegle Sam is The hottest dude I’ve ever met on Omegle he has amazing hair and a handsome face. He is kind and listens to what I say even when I rant about stupid shit that has nothing to do with the conversation. His face and presence make you feel like you can trust him with anything and as far as I can tell you can. He’s absolutely adorable and is one of the only guys I’ve flirted with that actually knows how to flirt and isn’t super awkward about it.

Person 1: I should’ve fucked omegle sam last night

Person 2: damn right you should’ve fucked him... wtf are doing with ur life smh...

by jakey.wakey_ April 10, 2020