Piss Clams

Yet another reference to the vagina. See: bearded clam

Margret gently plunged her piss clam.

by Hot Pistol Pullout February 10, 2004

Bam in the Clam

Punching a woman in the vagina. A ball tap for women. A milder form of cunt punt.

she was giving me shit so I quickly punched her in the vagina" "BAM IN THE CLAM!

by TJ_HookHer July 08, 2010

clam bumped

when a girl stops another girl from hooking up with a guy.

hey girl he's hot i'm going over to talk to him. oh shit look at that skank in my way trying to "clam bump me".

can you believe i was just "clam bumped".

by stewy loom April 02, 2011

Clam sander

One who sands clams. Usually attains the title through their occupation. Someone who specialises in genetalia styling is a clam sander. But this can mean someone who literally seeks out clams and sands them in an uknown fashion.

Gandalf: "Have you seen Bilbo recently?"
Frodo: "Oh yeah, every day he's out on the beach looking for clams."
Gandalf: "Whyever so?"
Frodo: "He likes to sand them."
Gandalf: "Fool."

Tobias: "Wow, Mangus where'd you get your clams styled?"
Magnus: "Don't be patheic, Tobias. They always look like this."

Lillith: "Hey Celeste, I can't seem to find a good clam sander. Do you know anyone good?
Celeste: "Yeah, I go to Kevin."

by Lentonius May 26, 2012

clam cake

A moist, sweet tasting vagina.

Dude, Liz let me taste her clam cake...it was so delicious!

by Mr. Automatic June 22, 2011

clam vomit

What robots dip their chicken strips in. It it preferred over motor oil.

chunky monkey: "Ewww, not motor oil. I thought you said clam vomit. Robots love it!"

by space22 May 19, 2008

clam diggin

A term used by surfers and body boarders for the action that occurs when a shore-break wave lifts you up and plants you into the sand near shore, usually in a few inches of water.

Surfer 1: "How did Jake break his neck?"
Surfer 2: "He was clam diggin at the Wedge...:

by WCWingnut May 17, 2005