Alaskan Lemonade Stand

When you piss on someone's pillow, then put it in the freezer and then assault the person whom owned the pillow with their newly frozen treat
The bastard stole my pitching wedge so I gave him an Alaskan Lemonade Stand when I was over last.... He gave it back.
by LeStranger Danger May 07, 2022
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alaskan sugar rush

When a females head is leaned back the male ejaculates in the tip if the chin the the sperm rolls down the female
-Yo last night I gave an alaskan sugar rush on Sydney.
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Alaskan Gravy Fountain

A disturbing sexual act in which one or more partners consumes copious amounts of Taco Bell or Del Taco. After a few minutes have passed, the consumers will do a handstand and proceed to have violent diarrhea, shooting it at an arc into the air and onto the face of another participant, much like a fountain. The messier, the better.
Danny got a serious case of pink eye after He, Jimmy and Allison tried the Alaskan Gravy Fountain.
by CDRTickledick August 11, 2020
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The Alaskan Psycho

A 17 year old Psycho who resides in Anchorage Alaska but his Purposs is to FUCK SHIT UP
Man he’s just like The Alaskan Psycho
by All Mighty God April 08, 2020
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alaskan sweat bag

Hiking through the Alaskan wilderness and when you begin to get tired and get extremely horny and your partner and yourself get naked and you stretch you sack over his or hers face and fart in their mouth. At the same time since you have been hiking your sweat is dripping on his or hers face
Bro yesterday me and my gf went hiking and I gave her a Alaskan sweat bag it was amazing.
by Butthut April 27, 2016
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alaskan ziploc

Shoving ice inside a woman's vagina
Rosie wanted to spice up her sex life, so she let her boyfriend perform an Alaskan Ziploc on her
by germanpenguin February 16, 2018
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The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.
ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
by cammi629 April 17, 2010
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