Alaskan Roughie

In Alaska, it's too cold for handjobs (skin on skin), so women there rub the top of the male's pants until they reach a climax. It's quite rough.

My girl just gave me an Alaskan Roughie in the car last night, since it was way too cold for handie.

by Farfugnuttin February 11, 2012

Alaskan Pipe Line

When you shit into a condom and freeze it, and then use it for anal, or vaginal sex.

"Bro I gave that girl the Alaskan Pipe Line!"

by dabaybay April 14, 2021

Alaskan Pocket Pussy

Purchasing a Dairy Queen blizzard and using it as a pocket pussy. Works best when wedged in between couch cushions or a mattress.

Damn Conor, that’s 5 weekends in a row without bringing a bitch back.

“Yeah man, I’m down so bad I had to bring out the Alaskan Pocket Pussy to try and feel something.”

by TheBigB69 November 14, 2023

Alaskan Popsicle

When a lover finishes onto a rag in below 0 temperatures (so that it is frozen) to which the other loved then consumes the frozen load like a popsicle

Yeah Sarah had my Alaskan Popsicle last night.

by RandomFuckerYouDontKnow47 January 31, 2025

The Alaskan Aquaman

The Alaskan Aquaman is spontaneous sexual manoeuvre involving a gender orientation male figure who is receiving a BJ from a special acquaintance whilst in the shower. Before ejauclation the receiver of the BJ must state “I am the protecter of the deep” and proceed to slam his trident into the shower tile floor simultaneously. The Male receiving the Slurp must ensure he has all correct attire on to be qualified as an Alaskan Aquaman.

Equipment needed- Oxygen tank, Snorkel and scuba googles, a handcrafted Atlantis trident and a used pair of flippers, shower. Optional (a stone weight belt)

“Hey Brett I just purchased new snorkeling equipment want to give me the Alaskan Aquaman”

by Eagle Talons Holt July 12, 2024

The Alaskan Thunder Cruise

The Alaskan Thunder Cruise is when you hit a THC vape pen from your anus by putting the THC vape pen into your asshole.

yo did you here about james he got geeked hard by the Alaskan Thunder Cruise.

by Dr Huy Ash March 1, 2025

Alaskan Water dragon

The Alaskan Water dragon is a sexual act that is primarily done on a women. The female fills your mouth up with water, while she’s giving you head. You jam your cock deep in your partners mouth as you finish and see the water and cum come out her nose.

Chloe wanted to try something new so we performed the Alaskan water dragon

by Thunder cock14 December 13, 2022