Ventura Surfer

Surfers from ventura who think they are cool because they can surf 3 foot waves

dude, that fag's such a ventura surfer. He would die in costa rica

by Jackasss January 10, 2008

surf

If ill fortune strikes.Comes from the activity of hedge surfing when you try to jump on a hedge and stay on top. Usualy the hedge ends up in a bit of a mess. The word is referential to the state of the hedge post surfing. You can add ed or ing to the end to make sense.

Crashed my car to day, fucking surf

by neil kilby May 4, 2006

Surfing

The process of vomitting, usually alcohol, out a car window while moving at a high rate of speed.

Kevin was surfing while I drove home from the bar.

by Frank Walsh March 13, 2007

surf and turf

When you go down on a girl who has both crabs and meat curtains.

'Dude, I heard you hooked up with Karen last night; how was it?'

'I had to bail. She pulled down her pants and expected me to have a little surf and turf."

by Sheetz Dogg November 19, 2009

surf her internet

A metaphor for the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Ken went round to Barbies place to "surf her internet".

by james October 29, 2003

surf rat

Surf Rat is a surfer's slang term for young surfers who only want to surf. ~ Been around for a long time in the beach communities.

We were trying to catch a wave but the surf rats were all crowding the north shore today.

by Surf Rat August 7, 2018

Anal Surfer

1) Euphemism for homosexual, 90's variation of the 'fag' insult. See also: butt pirate, rump ranger, and closet commando

2) A term depicting someone who is very attracted to butts and/or anal sex in general.

3) An IP hosting website ran by robtex.

PERSON1: Man that guy is such an anal surfer.
PERSON2: Yeah, he is gay.
PERSON1: Naw, with girls.
PERSON2: Aww... that's still gross!

by Super__Villain February 13, 2010