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Get Stiff

Similar to "cry about it" "get fucked" and "stay mad". Used when you want to tell somebody off but don't want to curse to much.
"Marcus was blabbering on and on about the difference between four wheel drive and all wheel drive and complaining about the people who use them interchangeably. I told him to get stiff and walked away."

"Get stiff."
by Scotishbroheim March 14, 2023
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One Thrust Shuff

One thrust shuff: that awkward sexual encounter (frequently going hand in hand with losin it) when a penis enters the vaginal area for about .10 seconds (hence the "one thrust") and then proceeds to exit and terminate the sex act. Not to be confused with a beej smeej.
"Wow I just had sex for the first time. Is it supposed to be such a short little dance?"

"Ooooh sounds like you just had a one thrust shuff!"
by winghizzieballa January 8, 2012
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Butt-Hole Stuffy

When you have to take a really bad crap, but you can't.
Lin: Wanna go to the movies man?
Jeff: Umm, sure. Just let me go to the bathroom for a sec. I'm fucking Butt-Hole Stuffy. I've been trying to take a shit since earlier. I'll be right back *goes to bathroom*
Lin: O.e
by CubbyTheBear September 3, 2012
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stiff

1. A corpse/dead person.

2. An extremely boring cunt.

3. Someone who always abides by rules, never questioning anything, or talks big about their hardassness, then just pussies out. A big blubbering vagina.

4. Someone who's never kissed someone. Usually applied to boys, but can be applied to girls too, though those are usually referred to as frigid.
1. Dave is dead.

2. My god, Luke is such a stiff. He never wants to skip lessons and he never messes around. He's such a pussy. What a stiff.

3.
Stiff: Yeah I'm really hard. I skip all the time.
Norm: So you coming to smoke a J?
Stiff: But we'll get caught/But what if my mum finds out?

4. Yeah so I was trying to kiss Jenna last night, she was really frigid and freaked out.
by Pink_Shoes December 28, 2005
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stiff pele

When you kick someone in the balls and they have a boner.
George was being a dick so i gave him a stiff pele
by Roger bebow October 7, 2005
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smuff off

A highly intelligent human being that simply does not give a shit about the tasks at hand. Combination of the words "smart" and "sluff off".
Damn. Mike got a 1600 on his SATs and a 36 on his ACT. Instead of attending a top tier university like Duke or Harvard, Mike will be attending a community college 3 blocks from his house due to his 1.7 GPA. Mike's parents must be disappointed in their smuff off of a son.
by lsukev January 13, 2008
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Stiff Hanger

A random erection at any time, without any kind of motivation or assistance.
Damn i was sittin in class the other day and got a stiff hanger out of nowhere...
by Macadoshis October 15, 2010
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