Dark & Stormy

Official drink of Bermuda - Gosling Dark Rum and Ginger Beer - Fuks you up

Being face down in the sand, Paig-o and Bermuda sailing off into the sunset, 5 strong ones and you're shiiiiiiiifaced, fall on your spokes and brake your bike, invoking misconduct

by AliRioBashian June 3, 2004

Brain Stomach

A stomach of a woman that has hundreds stretch marks, usually due to her being previously pregnant and/or fat, then losing weight, but keeping the stretch marks. Resembles the wrinkles in a person's brain. On her stomach.

Bob: "Why doesn't Jane ever wear a two-piece bathing suit?"

Johnny: "Because she has Brain Stomach."

Bob: "Oh."

by ThreatMatrix January 10, 2009

stormguard

n.
A mask for one who doesn't like getting ejaculated on in the face by their lover during intercourse.

I'm glad I bought a stormguard, because Joey can blast a mighty load. I didn't get hit at all!

by Definer of Reality June 5, 2017

Stormy Daniels

A cocktail made with Jack Daniel's whiskey, coffee liquor (e.g. Kahlúa or Tía María), cream or milk, served with ice in an Old Fashioned glass. It is similar to a White Russian, with Jack Daniel's whiskey instead of vodka.

I really like White Russians, but I prefer a Stormy Daniels.

by dfmx123 January 26, 2018

Cock Stormcock

A term used in naming Ulfric Stormcloak's penis.,and is the cause of many female(or homosexual) Skyrimmers joining the Stormcocks-I mean,Stormcloaks.
I believe it originated in the Skyrim kink meme,brought up by anon.
(all examples are used courtesy of Skyrim kink meme)

'Ulfric's cock has its own surname-Cock Stormcock.'
'Make it quick;Ulfric's cock is very busy.'
'The Thalmor consider Ulfric’s cock an asset, but they haven’t been in touch with it in a while.'
'Ulfric's cock is so glorious that whenever he comes his cock shouts FUS RO DAH!'

by Anita Sidomn April 11, 2012

stomachache

A description of something that has no explanation or reason for being in a way that gives someone a disgusted feeling in their stomach and sometimes makes them have gas, followed by the urge to poop.

1."I got a stomachache from watching that video of you standing in that field for two hours"

2."Her and her friends went to the store and took pictures with them holding random things and I got a major stomachache"

by PiTO January 21, 2008

polish stomach

Heartburn brought on by over-consumption of meats and cheap liquor. Common in those of Ashkenazi descent.

Josh: Chorizo?

Jon: Man, don't even talk to me about chorizos, I got some serious polish stomach situation going on.

by PhineasGage January 24, 2010