Snatch Monster

An evil giant walking talking foul smelling vagina that makes everyone around it angy and miserable.

That girl is a nasty statch monster.
What a fucking snatch monster.
I hate that snatch monster.

by thispersonhereisme May 18, 2011

chedder snatch

a man that can do anything regardless of looks, smell or taste, you are a cheddersnatch eat'n fool monkey boy, (You like the pussy regardless of what mammal it may be on)

Gee chedder snatch, yuz got a slight lisp today, is it possible you have worked to hard to lift the gunt refer to gunt for further def. or figure it out and you may have pulled your lick muscle a bit cuz yur drippen yellow out yur mouth.

by shawn Peterson November 12, 2006

to snatch

A full face of fleeky makeup. The type of makeup you do on ur bday or for a special occasion.

Queen 1: Girl, you SNATCHED her face, damn!

Queen that did the snatching: well the goal was to snatch.

by Dicctionary December 15, 2017

Skatch

The female form of fap. Can be used as an action, or as a general exclamation of sexual attractiveness.

"she's been in her room for hours, she must be skatching"

OR

male: "dude that's hot -fapfapfapfap-
female: "dude, that's hot -skatchskatchskatch-

by asciibox August 29, 2009

monkey snatch

A vulgar phrase that refers to someone acting like a complete asshat. Their actions remind you of the putridness of a hot wet simian vagina.

You are a complete and total monkey snatch, asshole.

Man, Frank was acting like a monkey snatch last night.

by SWSTX September 28, 2005

snatch patch

An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.

Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.

by RNPS April 30, 2008

Snatch-Up

A woman who is in a committed relationship with someone else is considered Snatch-Up.

That girl is so hot - too bad she Snatch-Up!

by Cracka Dem June 11, 2018