wig splitta

(n)-a cap peelin crack deala. (2) a person who is a professional killer who kills for nothing. (3) refers to gun or an apparatus with the intention to kill. Can also be used as "dont get cha wig splat" meaning dont get merked or beat down.

"Thats the wig splitta over there, hes infamous for killing cats."
"I got the wig splitta, now he's gonna pay."

by Kustard the Great May 21, 2006

ass-splitter

1. A cock of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless fuck in the anus

My brother said he couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked him, 'cause Carlos was haulin' a real ass-splitter.

by Edmond Dantes April 26, 2006

phlegm splitter

An iced drink of wine or liquor mixed with flavoring ingredients. Something resembling or suggesting such a drink

Lets go out after work for a phlegm splitter

Would anyone like a phlegm splitter before their meal?

by Bargo May 24, 2006

Slitchy

-adjective

1. taking on the characteristics of a bitch (spiteful, malicious), due to lack of sleep.

"Sometimes my wife gets so tired when we travel, she starts to lash out at me; it's way past sleepy, she's being straight up slitchy... but I love her anyway."

by Real_Life_Wookie September 5, 2014

demon slit

the hole at the tip of ones penis

i fucked a cactus and got spines in my demon slit

by the dognapper May 19, 2009

slitz

the state one is reduced to after too much weed. Most notable symptoms include the eyes closing over, a permanent grin and the inability to speak

“If Slitz gets any worse we may have to cut is eyelids open”

by Geddy April 19, 2005

Shit Slit

A term for one's asshole. Coined by Marc M. of Sick Animation in his song "I Ain't Scared."

"I ain't scared of shit on my dick when I'm fucking that bitch in her motherfuckin' shit slit. I ain't scared of gettin' poo on my weiner from a Mexican slut down in South Pasadena."

by Xeno January 20, 2008