safe dating

dating someone really ugly/horrible because you know they'll never leave you

guy #1: id love to leave my girl for a bangin chick, but I won't because i know my girl would never leave me cause she's fat.

guy #2: safe dating is the way to do it!

by peppermint eel February 20, 2008

SAFE

Actually it is generally used never in London but in Cardiff and Newport eg. By glc, when something is good and you like it. It also shows respect between one another. Sometimes half hearted yet sometimes a very distinguished excitement arises when passing a spliff.

Yeah thas safe
Nah, he's pretty safe like
Safe as fuck bro

by Lena January 18, 2005

safety

a myth known to man

(child) mommy what does safe mean?
(mother) it means safety.
(child) what does safety mean
(mother) its a myth

by that_guy_21 November 14, 2006

Safety Goggles

The sexual act in which a woman puts testicals In her eyes (hence safety goggles) and her tongue up an ass hole while the cock is slapped against her forehead. Usually willing but in forced cases see safety sunglasses

aj: did u hear that girl squeal when the got a pearl necklace? logan: ya dude i heard mike gave her some safety goggles too! aj: she had chocolate on her lips, extra eye lashes and a white head band on?!

by ajgamerguy July 11, 2007

safe heist

The plan to steal a safe full of money from the music department office in your school.

"Are we going through with the safe heist tonight, Joe?"

by Emennius May 23, 2003

Safe T bar

another way of greeting someone like saying hello, safe alright.

Invented by James Johnston

ME: alright mate (YOU: Safe T bar

by jimi141091 October 13, 2007

Safely

The approach followed by those willing to risk not enjoying life.

Person 1: "Wow they're giving away free cars across that busy road but will will have to hurry."

Person 2: "But it looks dangerous if we take our time to cross we may not get a free car but at least we will get there safely."

Person 1: Sad.

by iamdamian August 13, 2011