by MonkeyLove27 October 9, 2020
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Person a: Oh hey!! Look at the simps online
person b: simple ice cream melts popcorn pural?
person a: what.
person b: simple ice cream melts popcorn pural?
person a: what.
by ur local sunflower October 16, 2020
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Absolutely beautiful fuckin top bloke with a iron pole instead of a phallus. Nobody every chats shit about a simmonds except those scrawny little beg cunts eh!
Absolutely beautiful fuckin top bloke with a iron pole instead of a phallus. Nobody every chats shit about a simmonds except those scrawny little beg cunts eh!
random bloke: “I was w simmonds yesterday”
sassy: “oh fr bro that’s mad i bet you got cooked eh cunt, it’s always a top time when your with a simmonds”
random bloke: “how’d you guess lad, nearly tripped balls last night it was so sick”
sassy: “only thing i’d expect from a simmonds”
sassy: “oh fr bro that’s mad i bet you got cooked eh cunt, it’s always a top time when your with a simmonds”
random bloke: “how’d you guess lad, nearly tripped balls last night it was so sick”
sassy: “only thing i’d expect from a simmonds”
by your bog-standard gerald November 15, 2020
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Friend 1- “Hey did you see Simmy do the dash today?”
Friend 2- “Yes, he was simply running at an extraordinary pace.”
Friend 2- “Yes, he was simply running at an extraordinary pace.”
by Boxtrotextravaganza March 7, 2021
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