sleepy brain

when you wake up in the morning and your not quite moving, talking, etc. right

Jane: Can you open that door?
Josh: (Upon opening the door Josh trips)
Jane: Oh you must have sleepy brain

by mrusername79 March 2, 2010

sleep-texting

the act of texting someone when your more asleep than you are awake and you have no idea what your saying; you usually don't remember the conversation the next day; similar to drunk texting

friend 1:heyy man you still up??

friend 2:hweytbj

friend 1:huh?
------------next day------------------
friend one: what was up with you last night bro?

friend two: whatddya mean i was asleep by eleven.

friend one: i texted you last night and you sent me some kinda wierd shit.

friends two: sorry man musta been sleep-texting agian.

by therocket4445 June 11, 2010

sleep

unaware of one's surroundings

blake: I dont know where my beer is!
cody: Boy, you f***ing sleep!

by gucci mane the flare June 21, 2010

Sleepover Insomnia

Going to bed so late at a sleepover that you can't get to sleep the next night.

Sarah went to bed at 4 am at the sleepover last night. Now she has Sleepover Insomnia.

by OneOfTheFewNorthDakotansLeft October 23, 2010

Sleeping in the Closet

After a drunken night of boozing and fist pumping, a man or transvestite asks if you're interested in some free sex. In a drunken haze, you might not understand, and let it happen.

Did you hear? We caught him sleeping in the closet, butt-naked, with his thumb in his mouth!

by corncorncorncornorncorn January 24, 2011

Sleepy J

Whilst receiving a handjob, your girlfriend falls asleep. You must then finish up.

My girlfriend fell asleep and I had to pull a sleepy J.

by weinerhuggeryaya December 2, 2011

Sleepy Noob

One who is sleepy or out of it. A cute sleepy noob that seems sleepy or is sleepy and isn't fully awake yet.

"You are such a sleepy noob"
"Oh Savannah, Quit being a sleepy noob"

by TheGloryRS February 3, 2013