shark finned

When a person wearing a hoodie is uppercutted in the hood from behind. The resulting inside out hood is flattened, thereby looking like a "shark fin"

OMG TRAVEL SIZE2, Youve been shark finned!

by K Stizzokes December 9, 2008

Sheet shark

Waking up with a morning throbber while your partner is asleep still, you try to sneak your hard one into her ass while the sheets are still in front of you.

You want sex but you know she will not want you to wake her so you go for the fast kill and try to slide it in, but you get caught by the sheets(Sheet shark)!

by Johnny Hammer January 3, 2009

Shark Attack

Leaving work early due to an unforseen attack by the legendary office shark.

Oh god! Searing chest pain! I think I'm having a shark attack - I'm going home.

by Maxwell Power June 29, 2006

Shark Attack

An especially entertaining/exotic form of intercourse that involves one (1) female and one (1) male...

1) The nude female, bending at the waist, placing her hands on a wall or a chair

2) The nude male, putting his hands together over his head to form a "fin", hums the "Jaws" attack theme while approaching the female from behind, crescendoing as he gets nearer. The song climaxes as the male reaches/enters the female.

See "Jaws"...specifically the part with the shark attack...it's like that

by Matt Delornoe December 17, 2008

land shark

This is a term that is used when referencing the act of having sex with a woman while she's on her period. Sharks attack women who are menstruating in the ocean, and since you are having sex with a woman's bleeding vagina on the land, it is called 'land sharking'. It can also be called a 'shark attack' and is often accompanied by the Jaws theme song and a hand smacking motion immitating the clamping of sharks' jaws.

This should only be attempted if...
A) one is extremely horny
B) one is extremely commited
C) one is both extremely horny and extremely commited

Latisha's on her period, but I'm so damn horny. I think I might land shark her anyway.

by LindseyLu May 19, 2006

shark tooth

A tooth that is either gummed out an angle or overlaps teeth; sometimes several teeth, giving the tooth a shark-like appearance. STS (Shark Tooth Syndrome) is usually passed through the maternal side, and is more widely pronounced with people of mixed race descent. Although it is possible to live a semi-normal life with STS, numerous drawbacks do pose obvious risks (ie; Eating, Brushing, Attracting the opposite sex). A cure has yet to be found.

"Hay Guys, Didja seen that there gal who dun walked bay us? Man She was pratty!"

*Shark Tooth Koboyashi Smile*

"Ah Gad!"

by beatnik junkie August 11, 2006

midget sharks

A shark ridden by randy midgets with the sole purpose of jumping Yan's bones.

Not to be confused with Oompa-Loompa husbands.

"Shit! The midget sharks are attacking Florida's shores! That Russian guy must be here!"

by S. December 6, 2004