Ryan

A Ryan is basically a fucking god. Listen, he might sound like a dick on the outside, but get to know him, he is great. He always has a 10 inch dick, and is great having sex. He gives great kisses and will always cuddle. He likes videogames and sports, he's tall and lanky. He is kinda awkward but he has cool hazel eyes, always athletic and hides his feelings. He is very self-confident and happy. Never let Ryan go.

Person: Holy fuck! Is that Ryan?
Person2: Yeah! Ryan is awesome, he is good at basketball!
Person: I heard he has a big dick.
Person2: You would be right ;)

by MyManRyan September 25, 2018

Ryan

Ryan can't keep a convo going for the life of him and is also a girl magnet but nobody knows why

Girl: Hey Ryan! How was your day?
Ryan:
Girl: Ryan??
Ryan: huh

by imboredsothatswhyimadethisacc October 2, 2018

Ryan

A boy who will unexpectedly steal your heart, he is very shy around new people. His best quality is how he treats his woman, he will make them feel like the most special girl in the world. His hugs are enough to make u want more. He loves flirty women and he has a thing for clingy girl as he himself is clingy. Almost all ryans look hot in a beanie, they are so supportive and amazing to be around. When u are dating a Ryan u can't get enough of him.

Girl 1:I'm so jealous.
Girl 2:wdym?
Girl 1:you see that girl over there with Ryan? I want to be her
Girl 2:Me too

by XxJade_01xX October 7, 2018

Ryan

A faggot loser who’s obese

cool kid: look at that Ryan (pointing at a gay fat kid)

by Jerald hermit October 18, 2018

Ryan

A fatass asian chump who speaks bullshit and has a very large ego who think he's better than others. Normally these "Ryan"s are short middle schoolers who think they're the shit.

"Omg look at that Ryan across the room!"

by Ambitchy October 22, 2018

ryan

a boy who is disliked for being and asshole.
He can sometimes appear smart but once you get to know him he is really a small eyed stupid dog.

"ugh ryan cant do anything right. Alycia you know he's a little slow give him time."

by stupiddog666 October 29, 2018

Ryan

Ryan is the sexiest man in the world and he has powers to win everything he ever wants include girls named Kelly who actually want him so bad but they will never admit it because they play hard to get. He is also very talented with his willy and will destroy anything that he touches with it! At the end of the day you just can’t resist him otherwise he will hunt you down and kill you it’s that simple!

Ryan was so romantic last night he even picked my nose for me cause I had grease on my fingers from eating TPJ’s.

by Properwetlemon1234 October 30, 2018