Rule 1328

If a place exists, you can drink beer in it!

Time for rule 1328!

by northern-southern March 11, 2018

Rule 34

The one thing that will get burned onto your mind. The one specific photo that will ruin your reputation...

RULE 34 POSTS.
Mostly made in DeviantArt and Tumblr.
Basically, they take characters from anime/other stuff, and make them fuck.
If it exists, theres porn of it.

My cock is dried out. I searched Rule 34 today. Not my proudest fap i should say.

by cesky April 27, 2020

RULE #1

SHARE SNACKS

remember RULE #1
Oh yea here
thanks

by ...SOMEONE_A May 20, 2020

rule 690

This rule enforces the law of no simping. If you dont know what simping is, get a fucking life. WHO RAISED YOU?!?!?!

1: MAN, THIS GIRL IS SO HOT, I LIKE HER...
2:RULE 690 MAN!

by Sonicwave.exe May 3, 2021

Fifty-mile rule

Referring to the required distance from one's spouse to engage in guilt-free extra-maraital sex and/or to not be considered infidelity.

It is not reccommended to verify spouse's endorsement of such rule but rather follow it discreetly and only reference it as a matter of last resort.

Susie Employee: "Mr. Anderson, I didn't come to this conference to have sex with you, anyway we're both married!
Mr. Anderson: "But Susie, thats the only reason I brought you here and anyway it's okay, it's not cheating because we are well beyond the Fifty-mile rule!"

by Bob Dobalena December 3, 2007

Three Bite Rule

Mom's executive order. It states that you don't leave the dinner table until you've had at least three bites of everything on your plate.

Mom - "I don't care if all of your friends are on Black Ops! You're not leaving the table until you've eaten at some of your greens!"

Son - *mumbles* "Freakin' three bite rule..."

by mattyp1108 July 6, 2011

Calling Dibs Rule

If you call dibs on something that thing that you called dibs on is automatically yours.

Calling Dibs Rule on THAT car and Ill get it.

by Dibs boiiiii November 9, 2018