Simon Riley

Simon "Ghost" Riley is a fictional character in the Call of Duty story arc Modern Warfare. He first appears as a non-playable character in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, where he is captain Soap MacTavish's second in command. He is known for his iconic skull-patterned balaclava, headset, and dark red sunglasses. (he’s also very hot)

“Simon Riley is so damn fine !!!!”-you frfr

by hexuannn June 1, 2023

The Chris Riley

When a man tucks his penis between his legs, sits on it and rocks back and forth vigorously until ejaculating in and/or around his butthole.

See Also: "Creampie Yourself"

Person A: It's not possible to creampie one's self. Not even gonna lie.
Person B: You've never heard of the Chris Riley?
Person C: That's a tally.
Person D: "A" as in "apple". "B" as in "Banana". "C" as in "Creampie".

by Necrachilles February 9, 2015

Ernesto Riley

Sipping kisses and taking over the world one tweet at a time.

Ernesto Riley is the Arcturian undercover name for Matt Davis.

by Faith Walker August 25, 2014

Baba O'Riley

A synth-driven song from The Who's album "Who's Next", 1971, one of the best albums ever.

It Rocks.

Don't listen to any of the covers, they're all shit (Nirvana, Pearl Jam), the only one worth listening to is by THE WHO.

Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living
I don’t need to fight
To prove I’m right
I don’t need to be forgiven

Don’t cry
Don’t raise your eye
It’s only teenage wasteland

Sally ,take my hand
Travel south crossland
Put out the fire
Don’t look past my shoulder
The exodus is here
The happy ones are near
Let’s get together
Before we get much older

Teenage wasteland
It’s only teenage wasteland
Teenage wasteland
Oh, oh
Teenage wasteland
They’re all wasted!

by Rampant Teamkiller July 6, 2004

Ernesto Riley

An alien reptilian that has taken over the form of Matt Davis from "The Vampire Diaries" and now plans to take over the world of twitter step by step.

Ernesto Riley is amazing, but what did he do to Matt?

by ObsessedWitErnesto March 3, 2011

Jimmy Wayne Riley

Famous on youtube. Makes sexy skimpy videos . usually of miley cyrus video sploofs.

Man... that Jimmy Wayne Riley sure is Famous.. and sexy.

by Strong Altoids February 4, 2010

Pull a Riley

Meaning to tell someone to “get gone”, usually used after someone tells you they have feelings for you.

To pull a Riley means to tell someone to get gone (get lost, go away)

Example:

“Hey ;)”

“Get gone.”

by bigtiddienev May 19, 2019