Commonly confused with the original blumpkin, the reverse blumpkin takes the users sexual experience to an entirely different level. While the original blumpkin contains oral sex while the lucky partner releases their bowels or "poops", the reverse blumpkin is simply reversed. In this wild and exhilarating sexual act, one partner (preferably the male) urinates into the toilet while standing as the other partner endulges in an anus sandwich, eating/licking their lover's butthole. Also, for added pleasure, bearded individuals provide an added arrousal eating the anus with a large beard. This naturally hair growth will reenact that special spark in any marriage that many seek to revive.
"If your mothers like giving reverse blumpkins, i would very much rather to have her email address."
by A M S O C B(KB) J B August 13, 2009
Get the Reverse Blumpkinmug. The art of the Reverse panda is like the Reverse kanga but different. It is when you do a big watery poo in the flusher so that when somebody else goes to uses the toilet they go to flush and more poo comes out
Lift the lid up do a poo then somebody comes to use the toilet and more poo comes out. That is a reverse panda
by reverses pandoas August 27, 2008
Get the Reverse Pandamug. The sexual act in which a male "tucks" his genitals between his legs, bends over, and proceeds to receive oral sex from his partner.
by Tonya Lover August 13, 2012
Get the Reverse Layupmug. Girl 1: "How was the wine pre-game last night?"
Girl 2: "I don't remember what I was drinking, I pulled a Reverse Jesus."
Girl 1: "Wym?"
Girl 2: " Bruh it hit a certain point that the Moscato tasted like a Brita Purifier."
Girl 2: "I don't remember what I was drinking, I pulled a Reverse Jesus."
Girl 1: "Wym?"
Girl 2: " Bruh it hit a certain point that the Moscato tasted like a Brita Purifier."
by yoitsjulia September 12, 2020
Get the Reverse Jesusmug. The reverse typhlosion is the act of pouring cheap tequila down your lover's ass crack, proceeding to set it aflame, with the sole intention of fucking the fire away. (you look like the pokemon in the process.)
Bruce feels something wet dripping down his beautiful ass crevasse when suddenly it goes up in flame. In a fit of lust Bruce's lover Brunswick Thunder-Thrust jabs his mighty fuckstick into his ass crack to eliminate the fire. What a fucking reverse typhlosion that was.
by CarpetFucker April 15, 2014
Get the reverse typhlosionmug. If a person who is usually mean the entire month, suddenly is nice for a few days and then goes back to being mean- they may have Reverse PMS.
Danny: "I was walking down the street and Brenda actually spoke and said hello to me. It sort of freaked me out."
John: "Don't worry, it is just Reverse PMS, she'll go back to being herself in just a few days."
John: "Don't worry, it is just Reverse PMS, she'll go back to being herself in just a few days."
by DOTK December 16, 2011
Get the Reverse PMSmug. Originating from the high five, this variation of "ten" is performed underhand and behind the back. The reverse ten takes great confidence that one will not be "left hanging" due to the fact the responder cannot be seen.
by high ten March 4, 2009
Get the Reverse tenmug.