relationship manager

Self absorbed but useless a relationship manager struggles to relate to a mirror let alone people.

'That relationship manager isn't trying to talk to people again is he...?'

'Yep, we're fucked again'

by ForgottenSquirrel November 27, 2017

Relationship

That means girl is related to the boy and boy to girl, they're kissing, hugging... It's Love relationship, but there is even friends relationship.

"Sorry I'm already in relationship with him"
"I have BFF and we are un friends relationship"

by Reddiegang December 1, 2017

relation-itis

The act of being so socially awkward and inexperienced when trying to enter a relationship; bad/awkward flirting; you fucktards who can’t talk to girls/boys without messing up somehow and making shit weird

I think Jim is having a case of relation-itis, why is that? Well he’s never dated before....

Bruh she ghosted me after three days, do I have relation-itis?

by SuperGlimpses (Dic)tionary May 5, 2018

Relationship Jester

A guy who sees a sad girl who is potentially sad because of a past relationship. The relationship jester (jester meaning someone who makes royalty happy usually with jokes) tries to cheer the girl up with the intention of starting a relationship with the girl. Instead of the girl dating the guy who cheered her up, she goes off and dates another guy who had no intention of cheering her up.

I'm sick of being a relationship jester; every girl I try to date always gets with another man.

by Buquifious August 14, 2018

Relationship Goals

Relationship Goals is a something you want to be

Sydney and Freddy are relationship goals!

by dpech May 27, 2018

relationgif

Having a relationship with someone whereby a majority of your feelings or thoughts are communicated via gifs.

Wow, you and Shree are super close friends, how do you stay in touch?

We have a great relationgif.

by bbrooks88 June 1, 2018

Relationship Body

The state of ultimate comfort in a relationship where all standards of self image are abandoned under the idea that your significant other will love you regardless of your appearance

Jared has gained weight since he started dating Susan, he totally has a relationship body.

by Trombowen66 June 1, 2018