Oklahoman Race Car

It's a form of torture, you shove toy race cars up the anus and due to it's sharp edges it inflicts pain and large bleeding. It is largely used as an alternative way of child abuse amongst the people of Oklahoma.

"Yooo dude... did they look like they just had an Oklahoman Race Car or somethin because of all of that ass bleeding.

by the nut nutter November 10, 2020

Speed racer fan

A person with little to no taste in film quality. Commonly believe it is the best film, but could not be more wrong.

I pushed a speed racer fan off a bridge…thank god!

by DJ4REEL July 31, 2022

Great State Race

This is a game played amongst members of the drum corps. They tour the U.S. and during so play this game. In this race each section chooses one of its members to represent them. This representative must then try to get laid as much as possible while on this tour. Whichever representative has gotten laid the most, and in the most states, by the end of the tour is the winner.

Bro last year I was the Great State Race champion!

by Deep-Toot June 26, 2010

console master race

A person who has a sick console with better fps than pc and better graphics the pc master race hate them

damn i hate that console master race

by swegs March 31, 2017

Race rape

A game played where 2 or more people race 2 see who can rape sum1 the fastest

(guy1)wana race rape john
(guy2)yer sure bt im faster than u bitch

by tom beales October 14, 2005

race realism

A term that white supremacists use to justify their xenophobia by claiming that they're being "realistic" about race and ethnicity, when in reality it's complete and utter bullshit.

When Jimmy started talking about race realism during the date, Jane knew she had made a big mistake by accepting a date from alt-right trash.

by The Specialest Snowflake December 5, 2016

race card

A list of runners and riders, the weight they carry and the distance and conditions of a horse race.

Chinaski studied his race card, it was a $8000 claimer for fillies and mares of three years old and upwards, over six furlongs. Randy Rita was paying five to one.
"I'll take that any day", he thought.

by mustapha hamshandi December 24, 2008