Rachel

Probably the most basic person you'll ever meet. you'll probably be attracted to a Rachel from primal sexual as a result of her quasar like level hotness but beware and do not fall into temptation. If you do the most likely outcome increase Fuckboy or BasicB behavior and ultimately organ failure.

Example
Person 1: yeah you want to hang out tonight

Person 2: no I can't because my hand got dissolved off after Rachel sneezed on it.
Scientist: oh yes that makes sense the average PH of a sneeze produced by a Rachel is 57

by AndThatsAFact November 3, 2019

Rachel

Likes a good rizzing and partying with the boys.

She's hanging out and loving being a Rachel.

by Baodugog July 7, 2025

Rachele

A girl who likes to get bullied and achieves sexual climax from being bullied.

Don't pull a Rachele on her, she's probably gonna cum.

by anthony1024 September 18, 2025

Rachel Yinolang

Rachel yinolang is like one of the only people to have the last name yinolang, isn’t that cool? So if you searched this, you DEFINITELY were searching for the Rachel I’m talking about. She laughs like this “هههههههههههه”, has likes the anime’s mob psycho 100 and Saiki k, and plays volleyball. And has bangs. Very cool very funny and smart, likes to flip and rip tarts.

Jarmie: who is that?
Ava: Oh, that’s Rachel Yinolang.

by Yurpledoodle October 4, 2025

Rachel

To embark on multiple ambitious tasks under the appearance of spontaneous motivation (“doing a Debbie”), yet with full prior awareness that assistance will soon be needed. Distinguished by pre-emptive planning for help and a strategic approach to delegation.

“I started decluttering the attic but already messaged my sister for backup — definitely doing a Rachel.”

by CrustyJuggler95 October 14, 2025

Rachel Burley

A rare human who drinks coffee like it’s a personality trait, laughs at her own mistakes, makes you feel like the main character of your own life, and somehow makes even the worst days feel like a story worth telling.

Ugh, I was having the worst day… then Rachel Burley texted. Instantly better.

by Liora Ashen October 14, 2025

Rachel

The most unemployed person alive. She's super scared of job applications and only plays Minecraft or rocket league.

"Rachel when is the last time you showered?"
"Like fifty years ago"
"That's what I expected"

by Professor Thawne December 18, 2025