Vommiting during the pre-drink stage of a bar night, causing you spend more money catching up the rest of the night.
Damn it man why do you always pre-game fail, no wonder why you never have enough money for the cab ride home.
by drew-seph November 12, 2009
Get the Pre-game fail mug.Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars
Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"
Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.
Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"
Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.
Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"
by JSBizzle September 21, 2011
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The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.
The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.
Girl 1: He told me he loved me last night, but it was just pre nut nonsense
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid
by mvwisco December 4, 2020
Get the Pre Nut Nonsense mug.the horrific sin of putting the milk in the bowl before the cereal. Only the most disgusting people do this.
Person A: Dude why'd you just kill that guy?!
Person B: He was a fan of pre-cereal milk.
Person A: Oh ok, it's all good then.
Person B: He was a fan of pre-cereal milk.
Person A: Oh ok, it's all good then.
by GGamer65 June 2, 2020
Get the pre-cereal milk mug.When you will be spending some time away from home and you know you'll be having a wank holiday. You often end up sleeping in the same room as friends or family. To resolve the problem you usually pump some out before going.
Josh: oi mate did you have a pre-trip release before the school excursion?
Jomal: Nar mate I didn't get time. I really paid the price . I had a wet dream on the second night and had to sort myself out.
Jomal: Nar mate I didn't get time. I really paid the price . I had a wet dream on the second night and had to sort myself out.
by tricky175 January 18, 2016
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Amy: I can’t believe you slept with Adam after the class reunion. He’s engaged and you have a boyfriend!
Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.
Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
Get the Pre-existing condition mug.When you pre-game to go to the bars, but everyone gets so intoxicated at the pre-game you can’t get everyone out the door.
“Were the bars busy last night?”
“I don’t know man, I got stuck in pre-game purgatory when I went to Chad’s.”
“I don’t know man, I got stuck in pre-game purgatory when I went to Chad’s.”
by JBeez__ April 14, 2020
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