Pre-Docking

The act of preparing the male genitals, specifically the foreskin of yourself or your partner in preparation for docking.

Paul walked into the restroom and thought Jim was urinating, but from the twinkle in Jim’s eye he could tell he was actually pre-docking. Paul quickly pre-docked himself and they quickly found themselves docking.

by BeBold/Blove November 18, 2010

Pre-Unemployed

Since you have not yet been employed full time you are not considered unemployed by the government. This describes the limbo period from when you graduate from College/University and you find a job.

Generally a "Pre-Unemployed" person moves back in with their parents and works odd jobs until a career in their field of study is found.

It is usually a soul crushing period of ones life.

In recent years due to the Recession the number of "Pre-Unemployed" people has grown tremendously.

Thank god I got a job offer before graduation, My sister didn't and she has been Pre-Unemployed for almost a year.

by CmeDiG April 30, 2011

pre-fuckual

An agreement between 2 people prior to fucking that limits the man's liability if the women becomes pregnant and wants to keep the child,and the man doesn't!

Buster and Trixie have been knocking it out on a regular basis. Trixie lyingly told Buster that she was "on the pill". Trixie got pregnant and wanted to keep the child. Buster is screwed because he didn't get a pre-fuckual agreement. Buster will be continually fucked for the next 18 years, 9 months.

by Bitter "Parents" June 15, 2011

pre-hipstoric

From the time before hipsters; alternatively, relating to the hipsters of pre-historic times.

"The pre-hipstoric man was into the ice age before it was cool."
"I used to listen to records, in the pre-hipstoric days."

by DarkAllie6 July 27, 2012

pre-date

When person A takes a person of interest (person B) out to lunch but does not pay. Person B does not know it is a pre-date and is for person A to evaluate whether they would like to go on a date with the person. Each person pays for their own meal.

I am taking Sally to Spring Roll on a pre-date to see if I would like to date her.

by Dr. Joey November 23, 2015

Pre-dump

Food consumed before using the bathroom known in some circles as food.

Make it or break your girl calls refers to all meals as pre-dump

by Juddnelson June 14, 2016

pre couple

When two person are not yet a couple but about to in the right time

Clause and Les are the pre couple who invented this word.

by Nattela June 8, 2016