Potatoey 

A fry, that has a bit too much potato in relation to crunch

That fry was a bit too potatoey

Potatoey by Arock20 May 14, 2022

Tiny potatoes 

When the college mess hall gives you tiny bits of potatoes during breakfast hours.

Yo they gave me tiny potatoes, you jelly?

Tiny potatoes by Brometheus February 2, 2015

Microwaved potatoes

Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.

A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"

B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."

Microwaved potatoes by SendingPizza August 29, 2018

street potatoes 

Poop left by Crackheads in back alleys & other discreet places.

"Oh shit, I almost stepped in some street potatoes while taking out my trash! The police REALLY need to fix the drug problem in my town!"

street potatoes by GrinchPIB October 5, 2019

Small potatoes 

Not a big deal

After a fuck she enjoys arsenic in small potatoes.

Small potatoes by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

chocolate mashed potatoes 

When a male is giving anal sex and the female begins to take a dump. The shit will come out and resemble chocolate mashed potatoes.

Dude i totally fucked that girl in the ass and it hurt her so much. she started screaming and got revenge by making her famous chocolate mashed potatoes.

chocolate mashed potatoes by Rawrsorz January 24, 2010

au gratin potatoes 

everyone loves them

everyone loves au gratin potatoes

au gratin potatoes by EveryoneLovesPotatoes January 25, 2012