this is the explanation for one of the most frequent and unwanted body phenomena.
turns out that morning bad breath (a.k.a. halitosis) has nothing to do with bacteria or germs at all.
in the middle of the night, when you're asleep, the poo fairy comes and pays you an unpleasant visit.
you guessed it. she pretty much just lays cable inside your oral cavity.
the result: that stinkyness coming out of your mouth every morning.
what the poo fairy gets out of it is still a mystery. word out there is that she's the tooth fairy's evil twin sister. pure malevolence.
turns out that morning bad breath (a.k.a. halitosis) has nothing to do with bacteria or germs at all.
in the middle of the night, when you're asleep, the poo fairy comes and pays you an unpleasant visit.
you guessed it. she pretty much just lays cable inside your oral cavity.
the result: that stinkyness coming out of your mouth every morning.
what the poo fairy gets out of it is still a mystery. word out there is that she's the tooth fairy's evil twin sister. pure malevolence.
by alasondro April 19, 2010
Get the poo fairymug. 1) A cocks best friend
2) A place to dump CUM
3) Best when WET
WARNING: the poo say is not always fresh, avoid the poo say at first sign of foul odor! Some woman may try to use the poo say to get what they want, and on weaker men this is a highly effective tactic.
ALSO it is common that one may eat the poo say
2) A place to dump CUM
3) Best when WET
WARNING: the poo say is not always fresh, avoid the poo say at first sign of foul odor! Some woman may try to use the poo say to get what they want, and on weaker men this is a highly effective tactic.
ALSO it is common that one may eat the poo say
by RainmanRob May 12, 2010
Get the Poo Saymug. When someone takes feces, usually dog poo, and puts it in a paper bag on your porch, sets it aflame, and rings the doorbell. The person that answers the door is inclined to put out the fire, and consequently stomps in a pile of poo.
by Girl Scout August 29, 2008
Get the Flaming poomug. Terd that reappears after you flush the toilet
by rberlow September 6, 2009
Get the Deja Poomug. Indian migrants who invariably act like Jews, claiming persecution/racism, being underhanded and not worthy of trust, claiming superiority simply because they're Indian and ripping off the locals.
Imran the taxi driver from Bombay who won't take a fare unless it is at least a 10km drive is a Poo Jew.
Fucking Melbourne and Sydney are full of these stinking Poo Jew parasitic blow-ins.
Fucking Melbourne and Sydney are full of these stinking Poo Jew parasitic blow-ins.
by Poo Jew We Don't Want You May 1, 2009
Get the Poo Jewmug. "dude, why are you wearing a pink shirt...poo jabber"
"me and billy had some good poo jabbing last night"
"me and billy had some good poo jabbing last night"
by sillysausage February 8, 2006
Get the poo jabbermug. by Pavelski8 April 27, 2007
Get the poo crumbsmug.