Butt Pineapple 

When you put two hands, palms together, in someones asshole and wiggle your fingers back and forth interlocking. It looks like a pineapple.

Penelope thought Harold deserved a butt pineapple last night. It was a good way to shut him up

Butt Pineapple by HaroldPenelope February 23, 2011

Persian Pineapple 

A sun-tanned choad with pubes that were dyed green.

"Did you see that Mike's Persian Pineapple?"
"No, it must have been like Spongebob and Patrick down there!"

Persian Pineapple by JJRocksIV December 2, 2011

Awkward Pineapple 

Displays an inability to interact because the person or being does not know how to interact. They wish to

interact with others but do not know what to do or how to behave.

Standing there like an inanimate awkward Pineapple.

Guy 1 - "Hey, those two girls look like they want to talk to us"

Guy 2 - "Yeah! But they're being such Awkward Pineapples"

Awkward Pineapple by Dodwena September 18, 2013

fuck pineapple 

what the fuck are you googling "Fuck Pineapple" for? get a fucking life you melt.

Ryan: "Get a fucking life you melt"
You: *Gets a fucking life* *Is no longer a melt*
Fuck Pineapple- You're a melt and have no life

fuck pineapple by ryandontlikeyou February 23, 2018

mystic pineapple

A beastly fruit bent on world domination.

News anchor: Today, mysticpineapple took over the world. Back to you steve.

mystic pineapple by adn May 13, 2005

Pionel Pineapple 

A midget from Argentina who is too busy eating pineapples instead of scoring goals in the french farmers league. The dwarf could only manage to score 3 goals in the ligue of uber eats and always ghosts in big games.

warra 4th league goal for pionel pineapple!

Pionel Pineapple by TheStriker0505 April 14, 2022

Meat-Pineapple 

A prolapsed rectum that resembles a pineapple hanging from the subjects anus. Typically the result of anal fisting or other extreme anal trauma.

"I banged this girl so hard in her ass I gave her a meat-pineapple."

Meat-Pineapple by JAB1010 October 17, 2008