stand power

A characteristic that combines total badassery, big dick energy, and very high strength. Only the biggest chads are able to achieve stand power. One can not achieve stand power by seeking to achieve it. The characteristic itself seeks out the individuals worthy enough of it.

You see that guy over there? He is not a regular chad. No, no. His energy is so massive that he has achieved stand power.

by Starrav July 6, 2020

Icenhower Power Shower

Some moves and techniques in the sexual realm of the human experience need little to no introduction, this is one such move. Guaranteed to make anyone simp for you, it involves the most disciplined urine retention for an entire week followed by releasing a Fukishima sized Tsunami of piss onto your partner preferably while reciting apocalyptic scripture such as Revelation 19. Variants exist with either a proper golden shower from the hairline down (great for the skin btw) or direct insertion followed by blasting one's urine down your partner's throat. It's possible to achieve an angry dragon and have the urine spew out of the partner's nose only with this move it's known as a Gilded Geyser instead.

Coworker: Shauna you look so great today wow! Your face is practically dripping!

Shauna: Blushing Elijah gave me an Icenhower Power Shower last night and it's been doing wonders for me twirls hair

Coworker: Smh I wish my significant other would give me that but they think peeing more than once a week and not on my face is normal pouts

by Sneed d'Elaine November 5, 2020

Bitch to the power of cunt

When someone, usually a girl, is so despicable as a human being, that they cannot just be considered as "bitch" or a "cunt;" they must be a bitch to the exponent of "cunt" to describe how incredibly awful said person is.

Boss: I cut your wages again, and I will also expect you to come in on Saturdays. You had done nothing wrong, I just needed to feel better about myself.

Employee: You are a total bitch to the power of cunt.

by Ellipzocore April 9, 2013

J.D. Power Award

Participation trophies car companies say they have so their car sounds good (when in reality they're extremely easy to get)

Car Company: "We have a J.D. power award!"
Person: Aren't those extremely easy to get and you can even pay for them?

by DylanPaterson October 21, 2020

power hug

To hug in a powerful motion as seen in the tenacious d movie.

"It's time for a power hug."

by Jacobo2006 July 16, 2007

Power User

1. People who know the advanced features of a computer operating system.
2. What business people who don't actually know anything about computers call themselves when all they can do is make spreadsheets in Excel. :

Ex:

1. I just installed a new GUI to Debian! Now to overlock my processor so I can get shit done!

2. The following is a real story from my old job:
Lady: *Calls Me(IT Guy)*
Me: Hello?
Lady: Yes, is this IT I'm speaking with?
Me: Yes.
Lady: I'm normally a "Power User" but lately, Windows has been SO slow! I would like it if you could help me.
Me: Ok, would you like me to come over to your office?
Lady: No, it's fine.
Me: Well, could you answer these questions?
Lady: Yes. Why is it so slow?
Me: Have you updated Windows?
Lady: No.
Me: Do you have Windows 7?
Lady: Why do you want me to downgrade? I already have Windows 95!
Me: Have you downloaded any viruses?
Lady: No, my doctor said I'm fine.
Me: Umm...Well, have you clicked on any suspicious E-Mails?
Lady: Yes! I'm still waiting for my new iPhone!
Me: *Facepalm*

by The Man with the Plan In a Can August 17, 2012

Affordable Power Hardtop Convertibles

It's a hardtop. Push a button. The top goes down. It's a convertible.

The Pontiac G6 and Mazda Miata are both now available as affordable power hardtop convertibles.

by Jeff Goven January 3, 2007