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Computerized Possession

When one becomes possessed by his/her laptop/desktop computer because of never taking his/her eyes off of the monitor.
Teenage Guy #1: DUDE! Earlier, my brother was chasing after me with some kind of halberd thingy and my dad's pistol! I was disturbed!

Teenage Guy #2: Did he play an online game called Rage 3?

Teenage Guy #1: ...Yeah, that's it. The one with the stick figure? He was playing it for HOURS!

Teenage Guy #2: Yep... that's computerized possession.

Teenage Guy #1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Teenage Guy #2: You just found your answer.
by UrbanPreTeen January 22, 2011
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Facebookly Possible

Something that isn't possible to do on Facebook, i.e. physically possible.
Alex: Did you see my thread?
Vicky: Yeah, and I liked your thread more than Facebookly possible, as I can only like it once.
by trixtor5 February 23, 2011
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Playin Possum

To express you will not be attending a lame event.
Hey Steve, are you going to Alan's party tonight?
Naw man, im playin possum for sure.
by Dr.SteveBrules May 7, 2011
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cyber-possession

Cyber-possession means the bout when you are in stark enthusiasm when playing a game and you are just too focused on it until you cuss when you lose in the game or even berate someone who tries to speak to you when you are playing it.
Larry: Hey bro, can I...
Steve: F**k off! I'm trying to concentrate in here!
George: Ahh Larry just let him alone, he has got the cyber-possession.

(a few seconds later)
Steve: Grr... Look! I lost the game! This is all your fault!!
by Le Mao September 3, 2012
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Diddly possing

Being so buzzing that you start to talk without reason or meaning.
"Dude josh was so fucked last night I swear he was diddly possing all night"
by Skinceclayton February 25, 2014
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Phat Possie

Someone who is a complete pussy/degenerate/wimp or isn't down to do shit. synonym for pussy.
a: "snap this hundo"
b: "nah nig, i already did earlier"
a: "bro you're a phat possie"
by bigassnig69 November 17, 2016
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